Vavoom: Ted The Mechanic

He was Playing pool and drinking beer
他在打台球，喝啤酒
Nothin more'n the occasional tear
没有什么比偶尔的眼泪更重要的了
But this man's life goes on and he gets greased all over from time to time
但是这个人的生活还在继续，他时不时地受到别人的关心
At the strip joint, where we met
在脱衣舞夜总会，在我们相遇的地方
He said 'Hi, my name is Ted
他说，嗨，我叫泰德
See that one over there that ball of thunder
看那边那个球形闪电
Every time she goes Vavoom,
每次她发出轰隆一声
I wiggle in my chair
把我的椅子震得晃来晃去
Can I buy you a beer?
我可以请你喝杯啤酒吗
What a guy
好家伙
'I've had a few myself' he said “
我自己也喝过几杯，”他说，
'But I never quit when I'm ahead “
但当我成功时，我从不放弃
Too many rules and regulations
太多的规章制度
Stupid laws designed by fools behind closed doors
蠢货关起门来，设计的愚蠢的法律
And another thing I won't discuss is religion
还有，我并不想讨论宗教
It always causes a fight
它总是引起争吵。”
Vavoom Vavoom
轰隆 轰隆
There she goes again there She Goes Again
她又来了，她又来了
'How does she do that' said Ted “
她是怎么做到的?”
And he told me of those unjustices (that)
他告诉我那些不公正的事
He had suffered in his life
他一生中饱受痛苦
His wife and kids and boss and dogs and neighbours raising cain and causing strife
他的妻子、孩子、老板、狗和邻居吵得不可开交
They were forever whining
他们总是发牢骚
Bleating howling yapping screeching moaning crying
咩咩叫，嚎叫，尖叫，尖叫，呻吟，哭泣
Vavoom Vavoom
轰隆 轰隆
He fed them well
他让他们吃饱
He keep them warm
他让他们穿暖
Thing about Ted he didn't really care
关于泰德的事他并不在乎
Nothing much got in his hair
他头发里没有什么东西
And the beauty of it was that he was right
美妙之处在于他是对的
He was big as a truck and fast as a door
他像卡车一样大，他跑得飞快
(what's that?)
那是什么?
he was always right
他总是对的
The banjo player took a hike
弹班卓琴的人徒步旅行去了
What's that song I used to like
我过去喜欢的那首歌是什么
Vavoom Vavoom
轰隆 轰隆
He was big as a truck
他像卡车一样大
He was Fast as a door - Ted
他跑得飞快
What a guy
好家伙
Ted the man our Ted
那个人就是我们的泰德
Ted the man our Ted
那个人就是我们的泰德
Ted the man our Ted
那个人就是我们的泰德