The Girl Tried to Kill Me
Yo! I met this girl the other night
Hype super-dope body and face, her mini-skirt tight
Talkin bout legs and lips, mindblowin hips
Had to cross my legs just to look at her tits
Said she came out lookin for some fun
Looked me in my eyes and told me...i was the one
I said why? , she said I was fly
Grabbed me by my hand and I thought I would die
Said she wanted to take me home to make love
Now thats the kind of rap that brothers dream of
I said, fast, slow, hard or soft, baby?
She said, all the above
This girl tried to kill me, she didnt use a gun or a knife
This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life
Now, I aint no sucker on the weak tip
But let me tell you, she was on some motherfuckin sex trip
Took me to her crib that night, leather and spikes
Broke out the rope and the dope strobe-light
And started buggin, lightin candles all over the room
Then she did a backflip, landed on my dick
I knew that I would be dead soon
This girl tried to kill me, she didnt use a gun or a knife
This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life
This girl tried to kill me, she didnt use a bomb or a gun
This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one
Yo, my pants were on, but so what?
She ripped off my shirt and tied my monkey-ass up
Faster than I could say no!
It was like a rodeo, I was with a sex nut
I looked in her face...
She sweated and she grinned with delight
And then she broke out a whip, I said shit!
This girl had crazy plans for the night
This girl tried to kill me, she didnt use a bomb or a gun
This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one
This girl tried to kill me, she didnt use a gun or a knife
This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life
Now whips aint all that she had
All kinda crazy shit was at this bitchs pad
Im talkin about latex suits, spike-heeled boots
Oversized vibrators so that she could get loose
I said, dont...dont...dont whip me!
Ill do anything you ask!
And then homegirl stripped, 38 tits
Man you shoulda seen that ass
This girl tried to kill me, she didnt use a gun or a knife
This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life
This freak tried to kill me, she didnt use a bomb or a gun
This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one
My dick was harder than a bulletproof vest
She started pourin baby oil on her chest
And then she said, gimme gimme gimme
Jumped on my jimmy, and rode me like the wild west
I almost passed out, then the front door cold bust in
It was her fuckin husband, six-foot ten
I knew my life would soon end
Homeboy tried to kill me, he didnt use a bomb or a gun
Homeboy tried to kill me, yo...yo, nowhere to run
Homeboy tried to kill me, he didnt use a gun or a knife
Homeboy tried to kill me, cos he had caught me fuckin his wife
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