Whatever

Tell me do you know, tell me can you name it
你知道么，能解释解释不
What's the difference between a boy and a girl's mind?
男生女生想法有什么区别么
And maybe where they match together
他们到底是怎么相爱的
Pretty good?
天作之合？
Tell me scientist, physician your suspicion
告诉我科学家，心理学家你们的假设
Can you please clear up this mystery
你们可以揭开这个谜题么
And go down in history, sounds pretty cool!
回溯历史，这问题太有意思了~
I know, I'm gonna tell you all
哈，让我给你说说吧
It was easy to find out for me
对我来说这些简直小菜一碟
Simple, clear, logical, as can be
简明逻辑性上分析，可以这么说
Baby listen: we are complete opposition
听好了：男女是两个完全的对立体

“我说”哇哦，太棒了！“
'Cause I am like "Wow, that's so cool!"
你说：“我不造啦~”
And you are like: "I don't know."
当我说：“哟，兄弟真牛！”
And when I'm like: "Oh, yeah, man!"
你说：“人家不认为哟”
Then you are like: "I don't think so."
当我兴高采烈的时候：“爽呆了！”
And when I'm totally like: "Yeah, great!"
你是这样哒：”让我休息会儿呗！”
Then you are like: "Give me a break!"
当我说：“一级棒！”
And when I'm like: "Best ever!"
你说：“也就那样...”
Then you are: "Hey, whatever, whatever..."
来你给我说说为什么呀

女生总是对男生百般苛刻
Tell me do you know, can you explain why
但男生就是对此乐此不疲
Girls are tough and treat the boys rough
来给我说说醒目仔，大天才，智多星
And boys just can't get enough of the tough
到底哪个给咱下蛊咒了啊？
Tell me me wise man, genius, hoodoo-man
难道自盘古开天起生物学，化学就有这么一律例？
Who put this spell on you and me?
我知道啦，存在即是合理的
And gave birth to biology, and chemistry?
“男女之间就是如此奇妙不可言，万能的逻辑就是这样啊
I know, why it's all just the way it is
听好了：男女是两个完全的对立体
'Cause it's super-cool, awesome, logical, as can be
“我说”卧槽，太棒了！“
Baby listen: we're complete opposition
你说：“我不造啦~”

当我说：“哟，兄弟真牛！”
'Cause I am like "Wow, that's so cool!"
你说：“人家不认为哟”
And you are like: "I don't know."
当我兴高采烈的时候：“爽呆了！”
And when I'm like: "Oh, yeah, man!"
你是这样哒：”让我休息会儿呗！”
Then you are like: "I don't think so."
当我说：“一级棒！”
And when I'm totally like: "Yeah, great!"
你说：“也就那样...”
Then you are like: "Give me a break!"
但当我们慢慢接近相碰在一起
And when I'm like: "Best ever!"
产生的相互吸引会持续永远，永远，永远
Then you are: "Hey, whatever!"
如同河流终归汇入大海

你我就像互相吸引的磁石
And we will never get closer together
面对现实吧：我们就是相互对立体
But the attraction will last forever, forever, forever
“我说”卧槽，太棒了！“
Like a river runs to the sea
你说：“我不造啦~”
It's like a magnet between you and me
当我说：“哟，兄弟真牛！”
Baby face it: we're the complete opposite
你说：“人家不认为哟”
'Cause I am like "Wow, that's so cool!"
当我兴高采烈的时候：“爽呆了！”
And you are like: "I don't know."
你是这样哒：”让我休息会儿呗！”
And when I'm like: "Oh, yeah, man!"
当我说：“一级棒！”
Then you are like: "I don't think so."
你说：“也就那样...”
And when I'm totally like: "Yeah, great!"
我坚持说：“这超棒诶！”
Then you are like: "Give me a break!"
你依然说：“我不造啦~”
And when I'm like: "Best ever!"
当我说：“哟，兄弟真牛！”
Then you are: "Hey, whatever!"
你说：“人家不认为哟”

当我兴高采烈的时候：“爽呆了！”
I keep saying "This is so cool!"
你是这样哒：”让我休息会儿呗！”
And you are like: "I don't know."
当我说：“一级棒！”
And when I'm like: "Oh, yeah, man!"
你说：“也就那样...”
Then you are like: "I don't think so."
随便-随便啦
And when I'm totally like: "Yeah, great!"
Then you are like: "Give me a break!"
And when I'm like: "Best ever!"
Then you are: "Hey, whatever!"
Whatever - whatever