The Christmas Can-Can
Christmas, Christmas time is here,
圣诞圣诞节来啦
and Christmas songs you love to hear
还有圣诞歌你爱听哒
thoughts of joy and hope and cheer,
让你觉得开心快乐
but mostly shopping, shopping, shopping
不过是劝你买！买！买！
Christmas. Christmas time is here,
圣诞圣诞节来啦
the sleigh bells and red nosed deer
我们唱着铃儿响叮当
songs and songs we love to hear all played a thousand times each year
每年播了上万次，像《恭喜发财》一样听出了茧子
Heard this same song 20 times and it’s only Halloween （Joy to the World）
今年已经听了20遍可现在才到万圣节（蛤蛤蛤）
It’s not even cold outside （deck the halls with boughs of holly）
外面一点儿都不冷（麻麻已经挂好了圣诞装饰）
Christmas, Christmas time is here,
圣诞圣诞节来啦
and Christmas songs you love to hear
还有圣诞歌你爱听哒
（Hark the herald angels sing joy to）
就像天使唱的一样
thoughts of joy and hope and cheer,
让你觉得开心快乐
but mostly shopping, shopping, shopping
不过是劝你买！买！买！
Christmas season, starting sooner every year
圣诞大酬宾来得越来越早
It’s October, stores with plastic Christmas trees
10月就开始卖假圣诞树
Ransack the mall, shop until you lose your mind
洗劫商店，买到晕厥
Spike the eggnog, sit back and watch
买回的蛋酒堆起来，好好欣赏战利品
Rudolf, Frosty, Tiny TIm,
麋鹿，雪宝，小提姆
and Scrooge the price, or Charlie Brown
还有杀价买回来的查理布朗
It’s time...
是时候啦~
It’s time to do the Christmas can-can
来吧我们一起跳康康舞
if you can’t, can’t dance well that’s ok （not going to do the kick line）
跳得不好没关系（没必要踢那么高）
All you need is a tree,
只要你有圣诞树
some lights about a thousand presents
加上七彩小灯泡和成堆的礼物
wrap them up and pray for snow
用它们把树围起来等待下雪
Run to your closet find your Christmas sweaters screaming carols all the way （fa-la-la-la-la）
唱着颂歌翻箱倒柜找你的圣诞毛衣（啦啦啦）
They all the way to California it’s the Christmas can-can howl-a-win’ to Christmas day
一路跳着康康舞，圣诞节时正好到加州
It’s the most wonderful time of year we’re running mad with Christmas cheer
像过春节一样开心，连夜庆祝像癫痫
hey what’s troubling you my friend?
哦我亲爱的朋友你怎么了（翻译腔）
It’s not fair if your jewish, jewish （not fair if your Jewish, Jewish）
好惨你们犹太人不能过圣诞
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel I made it out of clay
来我给你做一个光明节用的陀螺
You realize that Christmas ain’t the only holiday
原来圣诞节不是唯一的节日
Hey he’s right who made these laws
能过法定节假日简直棒呆
Look! Wait! Here comes Santa Claus, Santa
圣诞老人来惹~
Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus
来惹来惹来惹
（Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa）
来惹来惹来惹
Hey Santa do the can-can help them if you can-can join in the parade(I need go to got some Chinese food)
圣诞老人一起来跳康康舞，大家一起来~（我需要去打包些中国菜）
All you need is a tree,
只要你有圣诞树
some lights about a thousand presents
加上七彩小灯泡和成堆的礼物
wrap them up and pray for snow
用它们把树围起来等待下雪
Run to your closet find your Christmas sweaters screaming carols all the way （fa-la-la-la-la）
唱着颂歌翻箱倒柜找你的圣诞毛衣（啦啦啦）
Friends all the way to Indiana it’s the Christmas can-can that’s the end
印第安纳州的盆友们来跳康康舞
Wait for our ending
节日还没结束
We should share this holiday
我们应该传播快乐~
I wanna give a happy Chanukah to you,
犹太盆友们光明节快乐~
a happy Chanukah to you,
要快乐哦~
a happy Chanukah to you
乐哦~
A merry Christmas, Chanukah and also Kwanzaa. Merry
圣诞快乐，光明节快乐，宽扎节快乐~
Christmas, happy Chanukah, and mer-ry Kwan-zaa too
再来一遍圣诞快乐，光明节快乐，宽扎节快乐~！