Don't Ask Me
Quit acting so friendly.
别表演得,这么善意！
Don't nod don't laugh all nicely.
别点头,别笑得那么美丽！
Don't think you'll up-end me.
别觉得你能让我改变主意！
Don't sigh, don't sip your iced-tea.
别叹气，别喝你的冰红茶！
And don't say, "It's been a while..."
也别说,"已经挺长时间了..."
And don't flash that stupid smile.
同时也别漏出你那傻傻的笑！
Don't ask me how I've been.
别问我过得怎样！！
Don't think I've forgotten,
别以为,我忘了，
you never liked that necklace.
你一直讨厌那条项链！
So cordial, so rotten...
如此亲切，如此腐朽…
Kiss, kiss, let's meet for breakfast.
亲一亲，让我约你吃顿早餐。
Don't show up so on-time
别来得那么准时！
别显得这么善良！
and don't act like you're so kind
别问我过得怎样！！！！
Don't ask me how I've been.
别坐在那里，然后开始玩！
如此坦率，如此坦诚，如此真诚，
Don't sit there and play just
如此体贴，如此亲切
so frank, so straight, so candid,
如此明智，如此公平
so thoughtful, so gracious,
别踏马搞得那么温和！
so sound, so even-handed.
别特么浪费我的时间！
Don't be so damn benign
别问我过得怎样！！！！！！！！
and don't waste my ******* time.
Don't ask me how I've been.