A Guy Walks Into a Bar

The joke's on me and it ain't funny
这个笑话是针对我的，但不好笑
Everybody but me could see the punch line coming a mile away
除了我，没人明白 它离好笑差太远了
I've heard it so many times I can tell it to the T
我听过很多次了，能一丝不漏地讲出来
Believe me I could sell it all day
相信我，我可以整天都将之卖弄
It goes
这个笑话是这样的
A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink
有个人走进了酒吧，点了一杯酒
Sees a girl that catches his eye
他看见了一个迷人的姑娘
Asks her if she wants another
问她想不想再喝一杯
They fall for each other and end up lovers
他们相爱了，终成眷属
They laugh, cry, hold on tight, make it work for a little while
他们欢笑，哭泣，紧紧相拥 一起度过了一段时光
Then one night her taillights fade out into the dark
有天晚上，她开车消逝在黑夜中
And a guy walks into a bar
然后有个人走进了酒吧
I'd laugh too if my heart would let me
如果我的心允许，我也会笑
Keeping it light will probably help to get me over you
心中的负担少一些 你也许我就能忘掉
I'm walking, talking, drinking proof
我走路，说话，不再喝酒
A cliché in a corner booth
这个笑话不过是角落里的陈词滥调
Ain't nothing new
毫无新意
A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink
有个人走进了酒吧，点了一杯酒
Sees a girl that catches his eye
他看见了一个迷人的姑娘
Asks her if she wants another
问她想不想再喝一杯
They fall for each other and end up lovers
他们相爱了，终成眷属
They laugh, cry, hold on tight, make it work for a little while
他们欢笑，哭泣，紧紧相拥 一起度过了一段时光
Then one night her taillights fade out into the dark
有天晚上，她开车消逝在黑夜中
And a guy walks into a bar
然后有个人走进了酒吧
A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink
有个人走进了酒吧，点了一杯酒
Sees a girl that catches his eye
他看见了一个迷人的姑娘
Asks her if she wants another
问她想不想再喝一杯
They fall for each other and end up lovers
他们相爱了，终成眷属
They laugh, cry, hold on tight, make it work for a little while
他们欢笑，哭泣，紧紧相拥 一起度过了一段时光
Then one night her taillights fade out into the dark
有天晚上，她开车消逝在黑夜中
And a guy walks into a bar
然后有个人走进了酒吧
A guy walks into a bar
有个人走进了酒吧
A guy walks into a bar
有个人走进了酒吧