Boys

Now today class, the topic of the day:
咳咳，开始上课。今天的主题是
Boys, pretend they're men but they're just
男孩纸们。他们假装自己是大人，可他们不过是
Boys, they're always scratching on their
男孩纸们。他们从不放手他们的
Toys, well let me tell you something
玩具。听我说吧，
Bout boys, bout boys, bout boys, bout boys
听我给你唠唠小男孩儿
Bout boys, bout boys, bout boys, bout boys
关于男孩纸呀
Tell me Rebeca, what do you know about boys?
Rebecca，你有什么想说的吗
Boys are horny in the morning
“男孩纸，他们早上起来总是不消停
Then they tell me that they love me
他们就会对我说他们爱我
Then I give them what they want
我只好给他们想要的
They always take me shopping
嗯。。。于是他们会带我购物
Boys will play it like James Dean
他们表现的像詹姆斯迪恩
Dressing slick and talking 'bout
穿着成熟 还要口吐脏话
Misbehave, I'll go to school
不行我得去学校揍他们一顿
To kick their ass like I'm their mother
揍得他叫妈妈”
Boys, pretend they're men but they're just
男孩纸们。他们假装自己是大人，可他们不过是
Boys, they're always scratching on their
男孩纸们。他们从不放手他们的
Toys, well let me tell you something
玩具。听我说吧，
Bout boys, bout boys, bout boys, bout boys
听我给你唠唠小男孩儿
You, there in the front row, Tessa, you
你，第一排的，Tessa，你，
What do you know about boys?
关于这个话题 你有什么想说的
Would you like to share it with the class?
有什么想跟大家分享的吗
If you looked down my boyfriend's brain
“你要是瞅瞅我男票的脑袋瓜
You would see it's kind of roomy
你会发现简直空得可怕
There's some balls and there's a sausage
就只有一根香肠两个蛋蛋
Always pointing at my boobies
朝我的咪咪高高举起
But don't get too complicated
但是不必如此复杂呀
Use big words are far too quick
现在愤怒也为时过早
You must learn to just be patient
你要学着有耐心啊
Cause he's thinking with his
因为他总是用下半身思考
But if I want somebody to love
不过如果我想找人来爱我
Guess I gotta try to put up
或许我可能放弃男孩子了
With the boys or I could turn gay
可能我会喜欢女人
No, that's okay
啊，随便吧
So, if I want somebody to love
要是想从男孩那得到爱呢
I just can't expect too much
还是别期待这么多了
From the boys, just use 'em for play
玩玩就算了
Now, that's okay
谁认真谁输啊
Boys, pretend they're men but they're just
男孩纸们。他们假装自己是大人，可他们不过是
Boys, they're always scratching on their
男孩纸们。他们从不放手他们的
Toys, well let me tell you something
玩具。听我说吧，
Bout boys, bout boys, bout boys, bout boys
听我给你唠唠小男孩儿
So, to sum up today's lesson
那么，总结一下这节课，
Boys, they might have sexy muscles
男孩纸啊，或许会有性感的肌肉
Or a shiny Lamborghini
blingbling的兰博基尼
But it's probably compensating
但是公平起见，上帝可能给他一个
For an eeny teeny weenie
超级超级小的丁丁
Eeny teeny weenie, eeny teeny weenie
银教授那么大的丁丁
Eeny teeny weenie, eeny teeny weenie
扎的你疼的银针
So, if I want somebody to love
所以有时候我居然会想从他们那得到爱
I just can't expect too much
真是天真的期待
From the boys, just use 'em for play
玩玩而已
Just use them to play with
不要深陷
They're really cute
他们真的挺逗的
They're not really good for that much but
他们虽然永远不会做到我们想的那样
They can like run around and you know
不过他们在某些暖心事上会日复一日的
You can kind of get down with them
你要是深陷其中也不是不行
And they're kind of funny and
他们有时候也会挺好玩的
They kind of smell but sometimes they
虽然有时汗味儿烦人 但是有时他们
Boys are, boys are okay
他们啊 他们也还好啦
Parts of them, parts of them are okay
一部分 他们中有些还好啦