I'm That Type Of *****

Um um well excuse me. (4x)
Who is the ************* in charge over here? Who is the ************* in charge? (4x)
Well I am the ************* in charge over here
Sack the quarterback to make a cheerleader cheer
I fix my funk like Thelonious Monk
Stayin' true to the game 'cause I ain't no punk
Never been a ************* so I don't act *************y
Smoove on the vinyl like Lionel Ritchie
If I seems too slick you better ring the alarm clock
Don't dig what I'm kicking, you can suck on a warm ******
Originate trends. My rhymes they get paid
So making ends and beginnings, see, I'm never afraid
Of a pancake MC 'cause I'm flip when I sways this
Housin' mother******s like a real estate agent.
Douse you with my lyrical liquid for this hip-hop era
So I suggest you fetch an umbrella for my reign of terror
'Cause you can get yer posse and yer armored brigde because I am not afraid
Oh, 'cause I'm the type of ************* that you never forget
What?
And I'm the type of ************* that can shake my *************t
What?
'Cause I'm the type of ************* with nothin' to hide
What's your name?
Fat Lip from the The Pharcyde and you know what's up
Who is the ************* in charge over here? Who is the ************* in charge? (2x)
Well I'm dark like chocolate and flow like milk
Slicker than oil smoove like silk
Please give me some room because it's me you are gonna suffocate
The fly-ass brother is Imani the Great
You ************* with me I'll be the ************* who be slanging them dogs on
Flagsticks(?) hands like bricks *************s be be droppin' like logs
I used to be the ************* now the down with doin' dirt
Now I got your girl callin' when she's down with doin' work
'Cause I'm the type of ************* that'll rock them drawers
Straight to a party, tuggin' on my *************
I used to be the ************* that'd keep you happy
Go ask your moms 'cause I might the ************* you callin' (pappy)
Who is the ************* in charge over here? Who is the ************* in the charge? (3x)
Well I'm the ************* in charge-in
What?
E.X. Large-in
What?
Captain of a *************p pretender no never no sergeant
See I'm the type of ************* to catch a bullet in my teeth
They call you Saint Nick ************* 'cause you'll get hung like a wreath
Set ya check(?) is what I do to put your head out
Ja like a dont de sneak detective roughly 'fore they get out
I'm the type of ************* that'll serve you on a platter
Like the piece of glass when I drop it you shatter
I'm the type of ************* that'll kick yo ass
What?
I'm the type of ************* that's built to last
What?
Yep the type the ************* that'll say what's up
To a brother but a devil would just get ****** up
And it's like that, alright black?
I pick up the mic and strike that
Your ego 'cause mother******' ego is awesome(?)
Beat junky is the cue Buckwheats my name and Im a (sucker)
So you better get off my *************
'Cause if you ain't a beat junky
Then you ain't said *************t
Who is the ************* in charge over here? Who is the ************* in the charge? (3x)
You better watch yer hide
'Cause this sound ain't big enough for the two of us
It's so boss(?) and I'll bust actually(?)
See I'm the type of ************* that likes to freak
What?
And I'm the type of ************* that'll roll my sleeves
What?
Ah but theres a castle I'm down to kick some pothole(?)
************* crash ************* bash with very little muscle
Hustle-uh in my heart so I'm a play the part
Of that type a ************* with the ice cold heart
Chilly Willy, don't be silly
I'll take a Philly and a bone-r
Make her disown-ya
Changin' into moan-a
Put her on my throne oh yeah
See I'm the type of the ************* so you better beware
The ************* is on I'm putting it on like Al Capone I'm all that
The only difference between me and Alsy palsy is Im black, jack. King me
No clownin' 'cause I'm crownin' like a (Jew)
And when I spin my *************t it's 190 proof
Who is the ************* in charge over here? Who is the ************* in the charge? (2x)
Well I shakes em down like P.E.
That's what they try to be me
I always XXX the Nike and I kick you in your pee-pee that's me
I am the one that kicked yer daddy in yer nuts
That's why your mental state was ****** before you hit yer mamas guts
'Cause I'm the ************* down the bar
I flip it in a car
This time there was a quarter only a dollar was what they cost
'Cause *************s on my Snoopy like the bird Woodstock
Getcha hands off my ************* because I hold this ******
It's like a awaitin in the distance
Resisted from persistance
Im Dirty Harry and I take your mama just for instance
'Cause I'm the type of ************* to make the fat lady sing
Hour after my flow she wasn't shocked with my swing
But a little too much weight to be a new jack man
Got more rhythm in my toe than a whole blues band
'Cause when I rock the people roll when I recite from my scoll
Take the beat ************* forever mind body and soul
Um um well excuse me (4x)
I been waitin' for a beat (many times)