Tentative Platform - Thompson for Sheriff

Tentative platform, Thompson for sheriff, Aspen, Colorado, 1970
宣誓台，科罗拉多州阿斯彭市警长汤普森，1970年
One,
第一，
rip up all cities' streets with jackhammers and saw the streets at once.
推平城市街道的各个角落，使其成为一个整体
Two,
第二
change the name Aspen to Fat City;
把阿斯彭市改名为肥胖之城
this would prevent breed heads, land rapers,
这将有助于阻止满脑肥肠之徒
and other human jack-holes from capitalizing on the name Aspen.
以阿斯彭之名占为己有
These swine should be ******, broken, and driven across the land.
这些猪头就会屁滚尿流，被迫离开这座城市
Three,
第三
it would be the general philosophy of the sheriff's office
没有毒品买卖将是
that no drug worth taking should be sold for money.
警长办公室的准则
My first acted sheriff would be to install on the court house lawn a set of stucks
我上任的第一把火就是颁布八荣八耻
in order to punish dishonest **** dealers in a proper, public fashion.
为了公平公正公开惩罚那些贩毒者