Academy Award Performance

Play the shark
Play the bride
Joan of Arc
Mrs. Hyde
Youre a girl with a thousand faces to choose from, do one
Do the saint
Do the waif
Do the child
That was great
Great performances only come with some inspiration [CHORUS]
Oh, what a great performance
What a convincing performance
An Academy
Award performance
Well produced
Clever lines
Well rehearsed
Well defined
Theres a goldmine in what you do, but of course you know that
Thats not bad
Nor is that
Very good
So was that
On behalf of the guys youve known, heres your golden trophy [CHORUS]
Play the scene
Naturelle
Drop the lights
Drop the towel
No director can tell you what you should do, youll do it
What panache
Oh, what style
Pack the house
Pack the aisles
Everyones in the dark when youre in the room, those rumors