Anti-Pope

Im going down to church tonight
Just like back when I was eight
But I dont mean to pray
Im gonna nick myself a collection plate
Ive got nothing against church
Or any people that go there
And show that theyre ignorant
I dont understand
A congregation at weekends
So change their behavior
So many people are weak in their lives
And seek guidance from the fellows of hope
As you know I used to go there myself
But for the day became antipope
Theres gonna be some fun tonight
Spread the news aoudad the town
The vicars a transvestite
With a French royalty gowns
Ive got nothing against church
Or any people that go there
And show that theyre ignorant
I dont understand
A congregation at weekends
So change their behavior
So many people are weak in their lives
And seek guidance from the fellows of hope
As you know I used to go there myself
But for the day became antipope
Religion doesnt mean a thing
Its just another way of being right wing
I think *** films are okay
I dont dig that all the way
Ive got nothing against church
Or any people that go there
And show that theyre ignorant
I dont understand
A congregation at weekends
So change their behavior
So many people are weak in their lives
And seek guidance from the fellows of hope
As you know I used to go there myself
But for the day became antipope