Lydia The Tattooed Lady

Oh Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?
噢莉蒂婭噢莉蒂婭誒你可見過莉蒂婭
Lydia The Tattooed Lady
紋身的那個莉蒂婭
She has eyes that men adore so
她有著讓男人愛慕的眼睛
and a torso even more so
身軀更是迷人萬千
Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclopedia
噢莉蒂婭噢莉蒂婭百科全書啊
Oh Lydia The Queen of them all
噢莉蒂婭是他們的女王
On her back is The Battle of Waterloo
她的背部紋著滑鐵盧之戰
Beside it the Wreck of the Hesperus too
一旁則是長庚星的沉沒
And proudly above waves the red, white, and blue
傲人的波浪線飄著紅，白，藍（美國星條旗）
You can learn a lot from Lydia!
從莉蒂婭那裡你可以學到好多！
La-la-la, la-la-la
啦啦啦，啦啦啦
La-la-la, la-la-la
啦啦啦，啦啦啦
She can give you a view of the world in tattoo
她可以帶你在紋身中游覽世界
if you step up and tell her where
只要你走向前說出地名
For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paree
一角錢就能看坎卡基或巴黎
or Washington crossing The Delaware.
由華盛頓穿越到特拉華州
La-la-la, la -la-la
啦啦啦，啦啦啦
La-la-la, la-la-la
啦啦啦，啦啦啦
Oh Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?
噢莉蒂婭噢莉蒂婭誒你可見過莉蒂婭
Lydia The Tattooed Lady
紋身的那個莉蒂婭
When her muscles start relaxin'
當她的肌肉逐漸放鬆
up the hill comes Andrew Jackson
上面的小山峰迎來了安德魯·傑克遜（第7任美國總統）
Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclopedia
噢莉蒂婭噢莉蒂婭百科全書啊
Oh Lydia the champ of them all
噢莉蒂婭無人能敵
For two bits she will do a mazurka in jazz
花兩角五分就給你來一個爵士瑪祖卡（波蘭民間舞）
with a view of Niagara that nobody has
在尼加拉河的絕世美景之中
And on a clear day you can see Alcatraz
如果天氣清朗能看到惡魔島
You can learn a lot from Lydia!
從莉蒂婭那裡你可以學到好多！
La-la-la, la-la-la
啦啦啦，啦啦啦
La-la-la, la-la-la
啦啦啦，啦啦啦
Come along and see Buffalo Bill with his lasso
快過來吧瞧瞧水牛比爾和他的套索
Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso
經典小畫出自曼德爾畢卡索
Here is Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon
這是斯堡羅丁船長探索著亞馬遜
Here's Godiva, but with her pajamas on
這是歌帝梵不過她穿的是秋褲
La-la-la, la-la -la
啦啦啦，啦啦啦
La-la-la, la-la-la
啦啦啦，啦啦啦
Oh Lydia, oh Lydia, oh, have you met Lydia?
噢莉蒂婭噢莉蒂婭誒你可見過莉蒂婭
Lydia The Tattooed Lady
紋身的那個莉蒂婭
When she stands the world grows littler
當她站起來時世界變小了
When she sits, she sits on ******
當她坐下時一屁股壓扁希特勒
Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclopedia
噢莉蒂婭噢莉蒂婭百科全書啊
Oh Lydia The Queen of them all
噢莉蒂婭是他們的女王
She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet
她曾把海軍上將迷得魂不附體
The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat
艷臀上的輪船讓他的心輕輕一顫
And now the old boy's in command of the fleet
而現在小伙子的艦隊聽命前進
for he went and married Lydia!
他來迎娶莉蒂婭啦
I said Lydia
我說莉蒂婭
(He said Lydia )
他說莉蒂婭
I said Lydia
我說莉蒂婭
We said Lydia, la, la!
說的就是莉蒂婭，啦啦！