Poops I'll Pick Up (From "Central Park"Soundtrack Version)
This is the dog
就是這隻狗
Why do you have the dog?
為什麼你有這隻狗？
How long have you had him?
你捉了它多久了？
What time is it?
現在幾點了？
Around 4 4
點左右
Since yesterday
從昨天起
What?We need to get this dog returned as quickly as possible
什麼？ 我們必須盡快把這隻狗還回去
So people stop tearing up my park
這樣人們會停止破壞公園
Wait, Dad, can we sidebar?
等等爸爸能說句題外話嗎？
I have a totally unrelated question
我有一個毫不相關的問題
You know how youve always said we should get a dog?
你不是總說我們該養隻狗嗎？
I've never said that in my life,Cole
我這輩子從未說過這句話科爾
I know it looks like dog napping behavior
我知道這看起來像是綁架小狗
But trust me dad,Im this furry guys savior!
但是相信我爸爸我是救這個毛球於水火
Trapped up in the tower with only Bitsy to nuzzle
它被困高樓只有比茜可以接觸
Shampagne is like a way better Rapunzel
香檳就像富足版本的長發公主
And its not like I took him,if anything he took me
其實並非我俘獲了它嚴格來說是它俘獲了我
He took my breath away when he was taking a pee
他撒尿的樣子，點燃了我心中的火
Puttin aside this is probably against the law
先不說此事可能違反法律
Thats just a tiny flaw
來說說家裡的規矩
Son, you cant have a dog
兒子你不能養狗
Let me keep this dog and I will never not walk him
讓我留下這隻狗我不會不帶它散步
I know thats a double negative but Im smart and
我知道那是雙重否定但是我很聰明
I'll take him to the veterinarian when hes ill
它若生病我帶她去看獸醫
I'll get some peanut butter to help him swallow his pill
我會給藥用花生醬塗上糖衣
Right now hes a lap dog in the lap of luxury
現在它就像個生活奢華的玩具
But he shouldnt be cooped up, he should be out thererunning free
但它不應關在室內它因自由跑來跑去
Look at his eyes, cant you see that hes sad man?
看看它的眼睛看不出它很悲傷嗎老爸？
I'll clean up his poops, you can call me Mr.Bag-hands
我會清理它的便便你可以稱呼我為“撿屎官”
Mr.Bag-hands ?
“撿屎官”？
When he poops Ill pick it up
它一拉屎我就撿
Youll pick it up?
你會撿？
I'll pick it up
我會撿
When he poops Ill pick it up
它一拉屎我就撿
No you wont
不你不會
I will,I love that dog
我會的我愛那隻狗
Son, we gotta think about the consequence
兒子我們必須考慮後果
What if we are sent to doggy jail for this?
我們如果因此坐牢你是否想過？
Cant keep this dog
不能留下這隻狗
Papa I believe this puppys heaven sent
爸爸我相信這隻狗是上天賜予的禮物
I promise to pick up his every excrement
我保證會撿起它的所有排泄物
He has a home we have to give him back
它有自己的家回
I'll take good care of him
我會好好照顧它
Were done discussing that we cant keep him
我們已經決定不能留下它
Thats not part of the plan
這在計劃之外
We have to keep him, he makes me want to be a better man, please dad!
我們得留下它它讓我想成為更好的男人求你了爸爸！
When he poops Ill pick it up
它一拉屎我就撿
I'll pick it up, when he poops lll pick it up
我會撿起來它一拉屎我就撿
Not that it matters, but no, you wont
那不重要但你不會撿的
I love that dog
我愛那隻狗
Son, we gotta think about the consequence
兒子我們必須考慮後果
What if we are sent to doggy jail for this?
我們如果因此坐牢你是否想過？
Cant keep this dog
不能留下這隻狗
Papa I believe this puppys heaven sent
爸爸我相信這隻狗是上天賜予的禮物
I promise to pick up his every excrement
我保證會撿起它的所有排泄物
Alright, so its settled
好了就這麼決定了
Were keeping him
我們留下它
You know, it seems like its going to be really great to have around
不它似乎是只非常棒的狗
No
不
Hes my best friend
它是我最好的朋友
Doesn't matter
無所謂
I love you, Dad
我愛你爸爸
I love you too, son
我也愛你兒子
We're not keeping the dog
我們不能留下這隻狗