The Waitress

I have to clear your table
I wipe it
It's right to keep it clean so
I clean yes ---
I clean do you clean? yes ---
I clean it
I have to empty ash trays so
I empty them it's right to keep them clean so
I clean yes ---
I clean I'm the queen of the clean ...and
I'd probably be famous now if
I wasn't such a good waitress...
I am a drag at parties cuz it upsets me to see so many empties and
I have to pick them up or
I have to go home ...but sometimes
I have nightmares and the ashtrays are filling up and
I can't find my section and the bottles are flying through the air like crazy autumn leaves and
I can't find my section
I lost my section
I lost my section
I can't find it somebody help me please
I am in quicksand
I am in mud to my knees help me... aaagghhh...
I have to clear your table excuse me it's right to keep it clean so
I clean yes ---
I clean do you clean ? yes ---
I clean it
I have to know the regulars well ---
I don't have to but
I like to know their names and
I know them even better when they're nice to me ... and
I'd probably be famous now if
I wasn't such a good waitress...