The Corrupt Bargain

And now, an explanation of the Corrupt Bargain, which took place in the back halls of Washington while no one was watching.
現在,讓我們來解釋一下華盛頓無人後廳裡發生的腐敗交易--
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John Calhoun says
約翰.卡爾霍恩的發言：
We need to find a scheme to keep the power in the hands of the chosen few.
我們需要一個計劃,讓權力緊握在少數人手中
John Quincy Adams says,
約翰.昆西.亞當斯的發言：
If my dad was president, I should get to be president too.
如果我爸當過總統,我為什麼不能當啊
Henry Clay says,
亨利.克萊的發言：
Ill make you president if you make me Secretary of State.
國務卿的位置給我,我確保你選上
Alexis de Tocqueville says something in French that none of us can translate.
托克維爾用法語說了點啥,但我們沒人能聽懂啊
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All you educated people, you can talk of liberty.
你們這些飽學之士,盡可闊論自由
But do you really want the American people running their own country?
可你們真的樂見美國人民翻身做主?
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John Quincy Adams says,
約翰.昆西.亞當斯講道：
If we steal the election, then Jackson will surely cave.
如果我們搞場黑幕,傑克遜一定會輸
John Calhoun says,
約翰.卡爾霍恩講道：
You can be president if you dont try to take away my slaves.
你若不動我的莊園,便可安坐白宮
Henry Clay says,
亨利.克萊講道：
Youll get Missouri cause I know how to play real politick.
密蘇里歸你了,我最懂如何玩弄權術
James Madison said something prescient about this but he was kind of a di*k.
麥迪遜說的挺有道理,但誰要聽他的呀
Lets dance !
來跳舞吧
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You can compromise all you want, theyre still drunk and smell like pee.
你們盡可以妥協,他們依舊爛醉如泥,臭氣熏天
Do you really want America run by a man from Tennessee?
你們真的希望白宮的新主人來自田納西?
John Quincy Adams,
約翰.昆西.亞當斯：
The people arestupid!
人民愚鈍!

Henry Clay,亨利.克萊：
They can all go rot!
他們生來要爛在地裡！
John Calhoun,
約翰.卡爾霍恩：
Theyre lame!
他們是國家的一條瘸腿！
Quincy Adams,
昆西.亞當斯：
They suck!
他們差勁透了！

Henry Clay,亨利.克萊：
Jacksons a total twat!
傑克遜是個徹頭徹尾的混蛋！
John Calhoun,
約翰.卡爾霍恩：
These guys are idiots but its Jackson whos a real threat.
邊上這倆雖然腦子不靈光,但傑克遜才是真正的威脅
Im sure Michel Foucault would have an opinion but he hasnt been born yet.
我感覺福柯有話要講,可惜他還沒出生呀
Jackson is a loser.
傑克遜輸啦！
Jackson is a loser.
傑克遜輸啦！
Jackson is a loser.
傑克遜輸啦！
Jackson is a loser.
傑克遜輸啦！
(hhhhhhhhhh)
Im the president!
我是新總統！