Lifestyles Of The Not So Rich And Famous (Single Version)

(byron hill/wayne tester)
Honey theyre bringin out a tv crew
They wanna do a story bout me and you
Theyll be stringin up bright lights in the backyard
Therell be cameras on their shoulders
Well be readin cue cards
Leave them long johns on the line
If the kids look dirty, thatll be just fine
Theyre gonna put us on
Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous
They wanna see us go hog wild
Over beans and barbecue
They wanna see my fairlane up on blocks
The holes in all our socks
Talkin bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous
Tell em bout your mama and the bowling league
Tell em bout junior and his baseball team
Ill show em my nine point buck on the wall
Ill blow a few times on my new duck call
Let em see ol blue how he sleeps all day
Well bring out the elvis tv trays
Theyre gonna put us on
Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous
They wanna see us go hog wild
Over beans and barbecue
They wanna see my fairlane up on blocks
The holes in all our socks
Talkin bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous
Yeah our idea of high class livin
Is sittin on the porch on a cool night
Our champagne and caviar
Is an rc cola and a moon pie
Im talkin bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous lifestyles of the not so rich and famous