Under The Table With Her
Nobody miss diminutive offspring
Not when theres big wigs there, there
Dinner for twelve is now dinner for ten
Cause Im under the table with her
I give a yelp and they throw me a cutlet
Somebody pats her hair, hair
Everyones nice to the subhuman species
Im under the table with her
People all around the world are having only rice and tea
Two of them should come and take the place of
Laura Lee and me [repeat]