I Can't Watch This

I cant watch this,
I cant watch this
I cant watch this,
I cant watch this
My my my my
TV makes me so bored
Makes me say, oh my
LordWhat is this garbage here?
Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears
It sucks, and thats no lie
Its about as much fun as watching paint dry
Lowers my
IQ one notch
And thats the reason why, uh,
I cant watch
I told you homeboy,
I cant watch this
Yeah, nothin but trash and you know,
I cant watch this
Poke out my eyes, man,
I cant watch this
Yo, gimme that remote control,
I cant watch this
Talkin bout sick shows
Theres Americas
Funniest Home
VideosI cant believe my eyes
When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize
Somebodys poor old mom falls down off the roof
Lands right on the lawn, face first on a rake
I hear they got it on the seventeenth take
Thats funny as a kick in the crotch
And that kind of show, uh,
I cant watch
Yo, I told you,
I cant watch this
Change the channel now, man,
I cant watch this
Yo, pass the
TV Guide here, sucker,
I cant watch this
Cosby Show and
RosanneThink
Ive taken bout as much as
I canJudge
Wopner, oh my
You gotta be
Rain Man to like this guy
Thirty Something is alright
If you like hearing
Yuppies whining all night, cant stand
Twin Peaks
Wish theyd lynch those donut-eatin freaks
Those Siskel and
Ebert bums oughta go home and sit on their thumbs
Thats word because you know,
I cant watch this
I cant watch this, break it down
Heres how to order, money back guarantee
Removes tough stains fast, it tastes more like fresh peanuts
They keep going and going, dont hate me, because
Im beautiful
Could be dandruff, our prices are insane
Stop, Prime
TimeIm pretty sure
Ill be sick
If I have to watch another stupid pet trick
Or that guy with the real flat hair
That goes
Woof woof woof and waves his fist in the air
Those weird talk shows
About ********ual
Nazi Eskimos
Theyre rude, crude and vile
Just for a minute lets flip down the dial
Flip, flip, flip, eww,
I cant watch this
Look man,
I cant watch this
I cant take this torture no more,
I cantI cant watch this, pay the bills, station break, break it down
Operators are standing, cubic zirconium necklace
Youre soaking in it, and our fabulous swimsuit issue
When youve got a headache this big, read the book
This is your brain on drugs,
Ive fallen and
I cant get up
Stop, Cable
TimeHBO and
Playboy, Showtime and
MTVI might like em more after my lobotomy
Now why did
I ever pay for this junk?
I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk
Just brainless blood and guts
And mindless
T&AIts awful, its putrid, its crummy
Its stupid, gonna throw my set away
I cant watch this,
I cant watch this
I cant watch this, yeah
I cant watch this
I told you, cant watch this , too hip, cant watch this
Get me outta here, cant watch this