50 Ways to Say Goodbye

My heart is paralyzed My head was oversized
心衰力竭
Ill take the high road like I should
我要坦白
My head was oversized
頭昏腦漲
You said its meant to be
你說這是命中註定
That its not you, its me
錯不在你而在於我
Youre leaving now for my own good
離開我，也是為了我好
Thats cool, but if my friends ask where you are Im gonna say
好吧，但是如果我的朋友們問起你在哪，我將會這樣告訴他們
She went down in an airplane
她毀於空難
Fried getting suntan
被混有流沙的水泥糾纏
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
美黑時燒傷
Help me, help me,
說分手我真的不擅長
Im no good at goodbyes
在水里和鯊魚四目相望
She met a shark under water
怎麼辦，怎麼辦
Fell and no one caught her
她摔倒了卻沒人幫忙
I returned everything I ever bought her
給她買的東西全部退掉
Help me, Help me
謊言我已經編不出了
Im all out of lies
煩惱，煩惱
And ways to say you died
關於你的死因要怎麼編好
My pride still feels the sting
自尊依舊受損
You were my everything
Some day Ill find a love like yours
總有一天，我也會像你一樣遇到真愛
a love like yours
在她眼裡我會是超人
Shell think Im superman
像你的真愛那樣
Not super minivan
而不是工具人
How could you leave on yom kippur
好吧，但是如果我的朋友們問起你在哪，我將會這樣告訴他們
Thats coll, but if my friends ask where you are Im gonna say
你怎麼能在贖罪日離開我
She was caught in a mudslide
她被泥石流埋了
Eaten by a lion
被獅子吃了
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
被一輛破舊的紫色豐田車撞飛了
Help me, Help me
說分手真的太難了
Im no good at goodbyes
幫幫我，幫幫我
She dried up in the desert
她旱死在沙漠
Drown in a hot tub
溺死於熱水缸
Danced to death at an east side nightclub
在東部的夜店裡跳舞，跳著跳著就完蛋
Help me, Help me
我已經寫不出說謊的方案
Im all out of lies
煩躁，煩躁
And ways to say you died
關於你的死因要怎麼說好
I wanna live thousands of lives with you
想和你至死不渝
I wanna be the one you are dying to love
想和你歷盡千秋
but you dont want to
你卻叫我想都別想
Thats cool, but if my friends ask where you are Im gonna say
情為何物？
Thats cool, but if my friends ask where you are Im gonna say
好吧，但是如果我的朋友們問起你在哪，我將會這樣告訴他們
She went down in an airplane
她毀於空難
Thats cool, but if my friends ask where you are Im gonna say
好吧，但是如果我的朋友們問起你在哪，我將會這樣告訴他們
Fried getting suntan
美黑時燒傷
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
被混有流沙的水泥糾纏
Help me, Help me
告別真的太難太難
Im no good at goodbyes
怎麼辦，怎麼辦
She met a underwater
她摔倒了卻沒人幫忙
Fell and no one caught her
在水里和鯊魚四目相望
I returned everything I ever bought her
怎麼辦，怎麼辦
Help me, Help me
給她買的東西全部退掉
Im all out of lies
謊言我已經編不出了
She was caught in a mudslide
她被泥石流埋了
Eaten by a lion
被獅子吃了
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
被一輛破舊的紫色豐田車撞飛了
Help me Help me
說分手真的太難了
Im no good at goodbyes!
她旱死在沙漠
She dried up in the desert
幫幫我，幫幫我
Drown in a hot tub
溺死於熱水缸
Danced to death at an east side night club
在東部的夜店裡跳舞，跳著跳著就完蛋
Help me Help me
不知所言
Help me, help me,
不知所措
And ways to say you die
愛人已經不知所終