Ugly Guys with Beautiful Girls

Ugly guys with beautiful girls
You always know what the story is
Beautiful girls with ugly guys
What do they take us for anyway?
Ugly guys, with beautiful girls
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
As they walk down the street arm in arm
I see them
And once again feel the need to ask myself the question
The question that has weighed heavily on me of late
How is it possible that a guy and a girl
So dissimilar in physical appearance,
There being such a disparity in how attractive each is,
Be nonetheless in what would appear to be a relationship?
It aint done with smoke and mirrors
It aint done with smoke and mirrors
It aint done with smoke and mirrors
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
How do we explain this?
An attraction of opposites?
No, that theory has been refuted
By many experts in the fields of human psychology
A much greater attraction seems to come from one more similar to oneself
Personality perhaps?
Without intending to sound judgmental
That he doesnt look like
What was once called 'live wire' or 'the life of the party'
He appears rather expressionless.
His movements are stiff and even awkward
Perhaps hes a person of some intellect
An expert in science
The arts, political theory?
No, I think not.
See how well tailored his clothes are
How well cut his hair is
It aint done with smoke and mirrors
It aint done with smoke and mirrors
It aint done with smoke and mirrors
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
I must confess to you, my listeners
That I have been a little less than honest
In pretending
I had no answers to my previous questions
You see, I lost someone very dear to me
Someone very beautiful
To someone much like him
Ah, you ask, surely there must have been other areas
Where you were deficient and he was not
No, I dont believe so
My shortcomings were of an economic nature
He was rich,
I was not
You see, I underestimated the appeal to her of things
Imported things on wheels
Large things with manicured lawns and
Olympic swimming pools
Things to wear around her neck that would
Glisten in the night light
Things! Still
I am not bitter
Rather, I am an observer
Who saw first hand how life may not be fair
Would things have turned out differently
Between me and her
Had I moved the corporate ladder quicker
Been born of more noble stock
Or done better on one of our journeys to
Las Vegas?
Perhaps. In fact,
I am certain of it.
Things would have turned out differently
Between me and her
I know this now
It aint done with smoke and mirrors
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
You always know what the story is