everybody Hates Ned Flanders

Homer:Christmas in December!
十二月的聖誕節
Wow, wow, wow!
哇哦哇哦哇哦
Give me tons of presents
給我一對禮物吧
Now, now, now!
來吧來吧來吧
Flanders:Hey, hey, Homer! Writing a new Christmas carol?
嘿homer 在寫聖誕新歌嗎
Homer: Maybe.
可能是吧
Flanders:Well, the bible says its fun to do stuff together.
聖經說一起做一件事是很有趣的
Theres a stranger in the manger,
馬槽裡有一個你不認識的人
And his name is love.
他名叫愛
Take it, Homer.
該你了homer
Oh, I got it. You want me to stay out here and work on the chorus.
我懂了你想讓我在外面幫你想這音樂
Homer:Flanders, I am a patient, reasonable, handsome man. But even I have my limits.
Flanders 我是一個耐心理性帥氣的男人但就是我也有下限
Now beat it!
所以你快走吧
Flanders:Why, thank you, Homer. Its a Popsicle and my favorite flavor: plain.
謝謝了homer 這種味道的冰棒我最喜歡了沒味道
Homer:Howm I supposed to write a song with that stupid jerk bothering me all the time and—?
這該死的一點也不好我還怎麼寫歌那個腦殘混賬一直打擾我
Wait a minute.
等等
Everybody in the U.S.A.
每一個美國人
Hates their stupid neighbor,
都恨他們的蠢貨鄰居
Hes Flanders and hes really really lame.
他就是Flanders 一個大大大衰人
Flanders tried to wreck my song,
Flanders想毀了我的歌
His views on birth control are wrong.
他對計劃生育的看法是錯的
I hate his guts and Flanders is his name.
我恨他的本來面目Flanders就是他的名字
Homer, Lenny and Carl:F-L-A-N-R-D-S!
F-L-A-N-R-D-S
Homer:Hes the man that I hate best!
他就是我最恨的人
Id like to see his house go up in flames!
我多想看著他的房子著火
David Byrne:Excuse me, Ive been researching indigenous music of Springfield
你們好我一直在搜尋春天鎮本地的音樂
and couldnt help but overhear your delightfully cruel hate song.
然後我就听到了你那讓人愉快的長恨歌
Carl:David Byrne?
David Byrne？
Moe:Singer, artist, director, composer, Talking Head.
歌手 藝術家 作曲家 導演 傳聲頭？
David Byrne:And I used to wrestle under the name El Diablo
還化名EI Diablo 參加過摔跤比賽
Lenny:I thought that was Phillip Glass.
我以為他是Philip Glass
David Byrne:Yeah, he wishes.
切他想得美
Homer:Hey, mister, if you like my song, do you wanna buy a tape? Its already rewound.
嘿先生要是你那麼喜歡我的歌怎麼不買一盤磁帶已經到開頭了喲
David Byrne:No, thank you. But I would like to sing it with you, and produce it.
不用了但我願意跟你合唱把這首歌推廣到全美
Homer:Fine.
好吧
Lenny and Carl:F-L-A,
F-L-A
Homer:His name is Ned!
他名字是Ned
Lenny and Carl:E-R-S,
E-R-S
Homer:Its a stupid name!
真是個傻缺名
Hes worse than Frankenstein
他比弗萊肯斯坦甚至諾博士
Or Dr. No!
還可怕
David Byrne:You cant upset him even slightly,
你都不能哪怕有一點點地激怒他
He just smiles and nods politely,
他只會禮貌地點頭微笑
Then goes home and worships nightly,
然後回到家中徹夜禱告
His Leftorium is an emporium of woe!
他的左撇子商店也真是悲催到家了
Lenny and Carl:F-L-A,
F-L-A
Homer:Dont yell at Ned!
不要吼Ned
Lenny and Carl:D-E-R,
D-E-R
Homer:His wife is dead!
他的老婆死掉啦
Everybody hates that stupid jerk!
大家都恨死那個二貨了
David Byrne:Springfield rocks with Homers joyous loathing,
春田被Homer那歡樂的長恨歌震撼了
Filling clubs with angry Valentinos.
潮男潮女們都進到夜店裡聽這首歌
You dont have to move your feet,
你都可以不動腳
Just hate Flanders to the disco beat.
只用跟著節拍恨Flanders
Homer and David Byrne:Hes your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino!
他就是你神氣活潑噩夢一般的絕世好鄰居
Homer and David Byrne: If you despise polite left-handers,
如果你討厭有禮貌的左撇子
Then I doubt youll like Ned Flanders
那我估計你會喜歡上Ned Flanders
Or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd.
或者他的兩個怪孩子Rod和Todd
Audience:F-L-A!
F-L-A
Apu:His name is Ned!
他的名字是Ned
Audience:E-R-S!
E-R-S
Apu:He is so white bread!
他真是很白淨
Homer and Choir:The smiling mustache geek who walks with God!
這微笑的鬍子拉碴的尾隨上帝的呆子
Reverend Lovejoy:Mass dismissed.
諸位解散
DJ:Were halfway through our 'Same Song Six-Pack'!
我們已經聽完單曲六連放的一半了
Now, lets hear William Shatners version of 'Everybody Hates Ned Flanders! '
現在一起來聽聽《人人都恨Flanders》的William Shatner版本
Marge:Another cover? My God, let it die!
又一個版本？天吶讓它過去行不
William Shatner:Everybody...
每一個
In the U.S...
美國
A...
人
Hates. ..their...
都恨他們的
Stupid...neighbor...
傻蛋鄰居
Hes the Flanders...man...
他就是Flanders
The Flanders, man...
Flanders
Flanders...
Flanders
Marge:I am so sick of that song!
我實在受夠那首歌曲了
Homer:Oof, me, too! Ive come to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels.
我也是我居然都開始討厭起自己的創作了可算知道上帝是什麼感受了
Homer :This dude ranch is gonna be great. A whole week without hearing that stupid song.
好兄弟大牧場肯定是個好地方一整個星期都不用聽到那首該死的歌了
David Byrne:You wont think its stupid when you hear the Extended Salsa Mix!
聽到薩爾薩舞加長混音版你就不會覺得這首歌該死了
?No nos gusta Flanders!
我們不喜歡Flanders
?Es un hombre estupido!
這是一個二貨
?No nos gusta Flanders!
我們不喜歡Flanders
Marge:Watch it, Mr. Byrne! Youll slip on the Simoniz!
小心點Byrne先生你會從引擎蓋上滑下來的
David Byrne:Simoniz?
滑下來？
Moe:Woah! Woah!
噢噢噢噢
David Byrne:Can you take me to the hospital?
你能帶我去醫院嗎？
Moe:Yeah, no problem.
可以呀 沒問題 （Moe和David Byrne要上演危情十日了）