been caught stealing

Ive been caught stealing;
once when I was 5...
I enjoy stealing.
Its just as simple as that.
Well, its just a simple fact.
When I want something, and
I dont want to pay for it.

I walk right through the door.
Walk right through the door.
Hey all right! If I get by, its mine .
Mine all mine!

My girl, shes one too.
Shell go and get her a skirt.
Stick it under her shirt.
She grabbed a razor for me .
And she did it just like that.
When she wants something, and
She dont want to pay for it.

Shell walk right through the door.
Walk right through the door.
Hey all right! If I get by, its mine.
Mine all mine!

We sat around the pile.
We sat and laughed.
We sat and laughed and
Waved it into the air!
And we did it just like that.
When we want something, and
We dont want to pay for it.

We walk right through the door.
Walk right through the door.
Hey, all right! If I get by, its mine,
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine , mine
Its mine