Introducing Me

I'm good at wasting time
我，我擅長浪費時間
I think lyrics need to rhyme
我認為歌詞是需要押韻的
And you're not asking
即便你沒有過問
But I'm trying to grow a moustache
但是我想蓄起小鬍子
I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please
我吃奶酪，但也僅限是披薩上的
And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
有時夾在墨西哥酥餅裡也不錯
Otherwise it smells like feet to me
否則對我來說就像是在聞臭腳
And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail
我極愛如腳趾甲般彎彎的月亮
And I love you when you say my name
我也愛叫我名字時的你

If you wanna know
如果你想要了解的話
Here it goes
那麼就開始吧
Gonna tell you this
我將會告訴你
The part of me that'll show if you're close
如果你願意靠近我的話，那麼我很樂意向你展示我的另一面
Gonna let you see everything
我將會讓你看到我的所有
But remember that you asked for it
但記住這是你主動要求的
I'll try to do my best to impress
我會盡最大的努力去令你印象深刻
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
或許這樣會更容易些倘若由你來猜餘下的部分
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain
也許你想知道的是我腦子裡都在想些什麼
My heart, will you ask for it, for your perusing?
親愛的，你會要求去聆聽我的內心麼？
At times confusing, slightly amusing
有時令人困惑，有時又有些好笑
Introducing me
我是這樣介紹自己的
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟
La la la la
啦啦啦啦
La la la la la la la la, da
啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦噠

I never trust a dog to watch my food
我從不相信狗會乖乖看我的食物
And I like to use to the word 'dude'
我格外喜歡“伙計”這個詞兒
As a noun, or an adverb, or an adjective
無論是名詞，動詞或是形容詞
And I've never really been into cars
我從未真正的喜歡過汽車
I like really cool guitars and superheroes
我喜歡酷酷的吉他和超級英雄
And checks with lots of zeros on 'em
啊還有填有很多零的巨額支票
I love the sound of violins
我喜歡小提琴的聲音
And making someone smile
我也喜歡讓人微笑

If you wanna know
如果你想要了解的話
Here it goes
那麼就開始吧
Gonna tell you this
我將會告訴你
The part of me that'll show if you're close
如果你願意靠近我的話那麼我很樂意向你展示我的另一面
Gonna let you see everything
我將會讓你看到我的所有
But remember that you asked for it
但記住這是你主動要求的
I'll try to do my best to impress
我會盡最大的努力去令你印象深刻
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
或許這樣會更容易些倘若由你來猜餘下的部分
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain
也許你想知道的是我腦子裡都在想些什麼
My heart, will you ask for it, for your perusing?
那麼親愛的，你會要求去聆聽我的內心麼？
At times confusing, possibly amusing
有時令人困惑，有時又有些好笑
Introducing me
我是這樣介紹自己的
Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to
好吧，可能這些已經超出了你的預期
So be careful when you ask next time
所以下次想問的時候要小心哦

So if you wanna know
如果你想要了解的話
Here it goes
那麼就開始吧
Gonna tell you this
我將會告訴你
The part of me that'll show if you're close
如果你願意靠近我的話那麼我很樂意向你展示我的另一面
Gonna let you see everything
我將會讓你看到我的所有
But remember that you asked for it
但記住這是你主動要求的
I'll try to do my best to impress
我會盡最大的努力去令你印象深刻
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
或許這樣會更容易些倘若由你來猜餘下的部分
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain
也許你想知道的是我腦子裡都在想些什麼
My heart, will you ask for it, for your perusing?
那麼親愛的，你會要求去聆聽我的內心麼？
At times confusing, hopefully amusing
有時令人困惑，有時又有些好笑
Introducing me
我是這樣介紹自己的
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟
Doo doo, doodoo doo doo to
嘟嘟 嘟嘟 嘟嘟嘟
Doo doo doo doo

嘟嘟
Introducing me
介紹我自己