house of fun
Good morning Miss, can I help you son?
“早安，阿姨！”“哎，買點什麼？”
Sixteen today and up for fun “
我今天滿十六歲，正想體驗一下'快樂'！
Im a big boy now or so they say
十六歲算是大小伙子啦，反正他們都這麼說；
So if youll serve Ill be on my way
您請聽好，我萬事俱備，只缺這麼一個：
Box of balloons with the feather-light touch
盒裝的小氣球，摸著滑膩膩的，很薄卻不會破；
Pack of party-poppers that pop in the night
派對上的小玩具，一到晚上就啪啪啵啵——”
A toothbrush and hairspray, plastic grin “
麻煩拿一把牙刷，一瓶髮膠！”格蕾說著還咧嘴一笑；
Miss Clay on all corners has just walked in
老天，她什麼時候進來的？ ……
Welcome to the house of fun
一切盡在這歡樂屋裡邊
Now Ive come of age
我現在已經算是成年
Welcome to the house of fun
一切盡在這歡樂屋裡邊
Welcome to the lions den
歡迎光臨這成人世界的虎穴龍潭
Temptations on his way
種種聲色誘惑會圍著你打轉
Welcome to the house of...
一切盡在……
No no no Miss, you misunderstood “
不不不不，阿姨，您沒明白我指的是什麼；
Sixteen big boy, full pint in my manhood
我十六了，全身心都成熟了！
Im up to date and the dates today
我要過我的大日子，而大日子就是今天
So if youll serve Ill be on my way
現在我萬事俱備，只缺這麼一個……”
Welcome to the house of fun
一切盡在這歡樂屋裡邊
Now Ive come of age
我現在已經算是成年
Welcome to the lions den
歡迎光臨這成人世界的虎穴龍潭
Temptations on his way
種種聲色誘惑會圍著你打轉
Welcome to the house of fun
一切盡在這歡樂屋裡邊
Im sorry son but we dont stock “
抱歉，小朋友，但是這裡沒有
Party gimmicks in this shop
那些花里胡哨的小孩子玩意！
Try the house of fun, its quicker if you run
你還是趕緊去那家'歡樂屋'碰碰運氣
This is a chemists, not a joke shop
這是正經藥店，不是遊樂園，我不想再跟你耍著玩！”
Party hats, simple enough clear “
派對狂歡時戴的'帽子'，這麼說還不夠直白嗎？
Comprehend savvy understand, do you hear?
在藥店裡一定有賣的，麻煩您動一點腦筋！
A pack of party hats with the colored tips
一整盒彩色的小帽，上面還帶個小犄角……
Too late, gorgon heard gossip
哎呀，太晚了，全給人家聽見啦！”
Well, hello Joe, hello Miss Clay “
早啊喬伊，早上好格蕾！
Many happy returns from the day
我先走了，你們玩的愉快！……”
Welcome to the house of fun
一切盡在這歡樂屋裡邊
Now Ive come of age
我現在已經算是成年
Welcome to the house of fun
一切盡在這歡樂屋裡邊
Welcome to the lions den
歡迎光臨這成人世界的虎穴龍潭
Temptations on his way
種種聲色誘惑會圍著你打轉
Welcome to the house of fun
一切盡在這歡樂屋裡邊
Welcome to the house of fun
一切盡在這歡樂屋裡邊
Now Ive come of age
我現在已經算是成年
Welcome to the house of fun
一切盡在這歡樂屋裡邊
Welcome to the lions den
歡迎光臨這成人世界的虎穴龍潭
Temptations on his way
種種聲色誘惑會圍著你打轉
Welcome to the house of fun
一切盡在這歡樂屋裡邊
Welcome to the house of fun...
在這歡樂屋裡邊……