It Wasn't Me

(Yo man) Yo
YO 兄長
(Open up man) What do you want man?
(開下門 兄長）你怎麼了賢弟？
(My girl just caught me)
我被女朋友抓到偷情了
You let her catch you!?
你被抓到了？
(I don't know how I let this happen)
我不知道怎麼會發生這種事
With who?
和誰
(The girl next door, you know? ) Man...
鄰居家的那個美眉，我不知該怎麼做
(I don't know what to do) So it wasn't you
就說那個不是你
Alright ...
好吧
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
新愛的走了進來當場抓到了
Sleeping with the girl next door
我和鄰家那妞在少兒不宜
Picture this we were both butt-naked
當時我和那妞
Bangin on the bathroom floor
正在地板上少兒不宜
How could I forget
我怎麼忘了
That I had given her an extra key
我給了她我住所的鑰匙
All this time she was standing there
當時她就站在那裡
She never took her eyes off me
目光注視著我
How you can grant the woman access to your villa
你怎麼能給女人隨便進入你住所的權利
Trespasser and a witness while you cling on your pillow
現在好，她進入了屋子親眼看到了這些
You better watch your back before she turn 'to a killer
以後要注意了，小心她會在背後乾掉你
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
這種情況下你最好夾著尾巴做人
To be a true player you have to know how to play
要玩偷情這個遊戲你就要熟悉這個遊戲的規則
If she say you're not, convince her say you're gay
如果她說你不忠你就告訴她你是個基佬
Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim
永遠不要承認你的不忠當她想和你少兒不宜
And you tell her baby no way
你就告訴她不行
But she caught me on the counter
但是我在桌子上少兒不宜被抓到
'It wasn't me'
（這不是我）
Saw me Bangin on the sofa
又被看到我在沙發上少兒不宜
'It wasn't me'
（這不是我）
I even had her in the shower
我和那妞還在浴室少兒不宜過
'It wasn't me'
（這不是我）
She even caught me on camera
她偷著在我的住所裡放了很多攝像頭
'It wasn't me'
（這不是我）
She saw the marks on my shoulder
她還看到了我肩膀上的吻痕
'It wasn't me'
（這不是我）
Heard the words that I told her
還聽到我和那妞打情罵俏
'It wasn't me'
（這不是我）
Heard the screams getting louder
少兒不宜的動靜非常大
'It wasn't me'
（這不是我）
She stayed until it was over
她目睹了整個過程
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
親愛的走了進來
Sleeping with the girl next door
來抓姦
Picture this we were both butt-naked
當時我和那妞
Banging on the bathroom floor
正在地板上少兒不宜
I had tried to keep her from what
我試著不要讓她
She was about to see
看到這一切
Why should she believe me
她為什麼要相信
When I told her it wasn' t me
我說那個不是我
Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on
確定她知道那不是你然後你引導她進入你想要
Da right prefix whenever you should see her make da giggolo flex
的劇情見到她時就扮個基佬的騷樣
As funny as it be by you, it not hot hot ***
盡量展現出你的激情澎湃這一點不會太難
Seein' is believin' so you better change your specs
你最好再戴個眼鏡這樣會顯得你很娘炮
You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past
這樣她就不會為發生的事情而苦惱
Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
這些事很快就會遺忘她會去教堂做彌撒
Your answer: go over there but if she pack a gun
得到她的許可離開現場但是她如果帶槍的話
You know you better run fast
你最好趕緊快跑
But she caught me on the counter
但是我在桌子上少兒不宜被抓到
'It wasn't me'
（這不是我）
Saw me bangin on the sofa
又被看到我在沙發上少兒不宜
'It wasn't me'
（這不是我）
I even had her in the shower
我和那妞還在浴室少兒不宜過
'It wasn't me'
（這不是我）
She even caught me on camera
她拍了照片作證
'It wasn't me'
（這不是我）
She saw the marks on my shoulder
她還看到了我肩膀上的吻痕
'It wasn't me'
（這不是我）
Heard the words that I told her
還聽到我和那妞打情罵俏
'It wasn't me'
（這不是我）
Heard the screams getting louder
少兒不宜的動靜非常大
'It wasn't me'
（這不是我）
She stayed until it was over
她目睹了整個過程
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
親愛的走了進來
Sleeping with the girl next door
來抓姦
Picture this we were both butt-naked
當時我和那妞
Banging on the bathroom floor
正在地板上少兒不宜
How could I forget
我怎麼忘了我給了她
That I had given her an extra key
我住所的鑰匙
All this time she was standing there
當時她就站在那裡
She never took her eyes off me
目光注視著我
Gonna tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
我要主動承認錯誤並對給她造成的痛苦深深的懺悔
I've been listenin' to your reasonin'
聽了你各種支招
It makes no sense at all
覺得有些扯淡
We should tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
我們應該主動承認錯誤祈求她的原諒
You may think that you're a player
你自比你是泡妞界的大哥大
But you're completely lost
其實我看你也是個撈B（假貨）
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
親愛的走了進來當場抓到了我和鄰家
Sleeping with the girl next door
那妞在少兒不宜
Picture this we were both butt-naked
當時我和那妞正在
Bangin on the bathroom floor
地板上少兒不宜
How could I forget
我怎麼忘了
That I had given her an extra key
我給了她我住所的鑰匙
All this time she was standing there
當時她就站在那裡
She never took her eyes off me
目光注視著我