The Bad Touch

We call this the act of mating
But there are several other
Very important differences
Between human beings and animals
That you should know about
Sweat baby sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And Ill bet youll feel nuts
Yes Im Siskel yes Im Ebert
And youre getting two thumbs up
Youve had enough of two-hand touch you
Want it rough youre out of bounds
I want you smothered want you
Covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex
Just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early
Just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do
On the Discovery Channel
You and me baby aint nothinbut mammals
So lets do it like they do the
On Discovery Channel
Gettin horny now
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows
Where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics Let me be Pacific
I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion
That the motion of your ocean means
'Small Craft Advisory'
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide
B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on
Im Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours Ill show you mine 'Tool Time'
Youll Lovett just like Lyle
And then well do itdoggy style
So we can both watch 'X-Files'
Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do
On the Discovery Channel
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do
On the Discovery Channel
Gettin horny now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do
On the Discovery Channel
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do
On the Discovery Channel
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do
On the Discovery Channel
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do
On the Discovery Channel
Gettin horny now