Selfie

When Jason was at the table
當Jason那臭男人在這張桌子前面的時候
I kept on seeing him look at me
我看到他帶著其他小碧池的時候
when he was with that other girl
一直在盯著我看
Do you think he was just doing that
你覺得他是想藉此讓我嫉妒嗎？
to make me jealous?
搞笑
Because he was totally texting me
因為他昨晚一晚上
all night last night
幾乎一直都在給我發微信
and I dont know if its a booty call or not
我也不知道他是想約炮還是咋的
Sooo... like what do you think?
所以……你覺得那女的怎麼樣？
Did you think that girl was pretty?
你覺得她漂亮嗎？
How did that girl even get in here?
小賤人到底怎麼混進來的
Did you see her?
你看過她了嗎？
Shes so short and that dress is so tacky
她真的矮到媽都不認得穿的還土里土氣的
Who wears cheetah?
現在誰還敢穿豹紋啊真是
Its not even summer
現在又不是夏天
why does the DJ keep on
為什麼DJ天天在放Summertime Sadness啊
playing Summertime Sadness?
煩不煩
After we go to the bathroom
等我們洗完澡
can we go smoke a cigarette?
我們去抽根菸吧
I really need one
我需要來一根
But first,
但是
LET ME TAKE A SELFIE
先來自拍一張吧
(Beat Drops)
（嗨起來ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ）
Can you guys help me pick a filter?
你們能幫我選個濾鏡嗎
I dont know if I should go
我也不知道選啥好
with XX Pro or Valencia
是XX Pro好呢還是Valencia好呢
I wanna look tan
順便再美黑一下
What should my caption be?
要發什麼推好呢
I want it to be clever
我想盡量讓我看起來聰明伶俐一點
How about 'Livin with my *******
不如“和我的小碧池們一起嗨著”怎樣？
Hashtag LIVE'
#直播
I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
我的媽都發了五分鐘了才只有十個贊
Do you think I should take it down?
我應不應該撤下這條朋友圈啊
LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE
我再自拍一張吧
(Beat Drops)
（嗨起來
Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie
[○･｀Д´･ ○]）
What a creep
不是 等等？ Jason那賤男人給我照片點讚了
Is that guy sleeping over there?
什麼鬼
Yeah, the one next to the girl
躺在那裡睡覺的就是他嗎
with no shoes on
啊對對對那個跟小婊砸睡得很香的那位
Thats so ratchet
還不穿鞋的
That girl is such a fake model
臥槽
She definitely bought all her
那女的整過容吧
Instagram followers
她的微博粉絲肯定都是
Who goes out on Mondays?
從網上買來的
OK, lets go take some shots
誰他媽週一還出來嗨的笑死人了
Oh no, I feel like Im gonna throw up
好吧我們再去喝點酒吧
Oh wait, nevermind Im fine
臥槽我感覺我要吐了
Lets go dance
額沒事我還可以
Theres no vodka at this table
我們去尬舞吧
Do you know anyone else here?
……這桌上沒酒了
Oh my god, Jason just texted me
你還認識這裡的其他人嗎
Should I go home with him?
我的天Jason發我信息了
I guess I took a good selfie
我應該跟他來一發嗎
Selfie Selfie Selfie .......
我覺得我剛剛那張拍的不錯
I guess I took a good selfie
自拍自拍自拍……

我覺得我把我自己拍的都要美哭我自己惹