Youre A Bunch Of Stuff

Luigi Risotto:For you, pretty lady,
為了你美麗的女士
I make-a da fresh-a pasta, instead of da crappa from a can I give-a to evrybody else-ih.
我要做個新鮮的意大利面不同於我給別人吃的那些從罐頭里掏出來的蹩腳貨
And Marge, if your mouth-a get tired, Angelo here will chew for you.
還有Marge 你要是嘴嚼累了Angelo會幫你嚼的
Angelo:Yeah, I like-a to chew.
是的我喜歡嚼東西
Marge:Thank you, fellas.
謝謝了伙計們
Lisa:Mom, doesnt it bother you that theyre giving you all this attention just because of...those?
老媽因為那玩意他們才把目光聚焦在你身上你不困擾嗎？
Homer:Thats not true, Lisa, there are a lot of complicated issues here that can only be explained through song.
這就不對了Lisa 這裡牽涉到一系列複雜的東西而且只能通過唱歌來解釋
You took a twenty-karat diamond
你把20克拉的鑽戒戴在手上
And made it gleam
讓它璀璨發亮
Like a big spaghetti dinner
像是這豐盛的晚餐上
Smothered in whipped cream.
噴上了生奶油
Comic Book Guy:Youre like X-Men number three
你就像是3號X戰警玩偶
In a mylar bag.
全新未拆封的一樣
Snake Jailbird:Youre a brand new muscle car
你就像是嶄新的跑車
And all the wheels are mag.
連輪子都有磁性
Mr. Burns:You make me feel as young
你讓我感覺更年輕
As the blood I get from sheep.
就像是我喝的羊血一樣
Sea Captain:Yer like Jacqueline Bisset
你就像Jacqueline
In me favrite film...The Deep.
在深海追踪中表演那樣出色
Moe Szyslak:Youre ** *y and exotic
你性感又獨特
Like a hooker from Belize.
像是從伯利茲來的妓女
Dr. Hibbert:Or a patient with insurance
或是像病魔纏身
Whos crawling with disease.
但是又有醫保的病人
All:Youre a sundae underneath
你就像是聖代
Two great big cherries.
用兩個大櫻桃裝點如此美麗
Marge:Keep in mind theyreonly
我提醒你們這些只是
Temporar-ar-ies.
暫時存在哦
All:Oh, wed like to say that we are very very
我們依舊想要說我們非常非常榮幸
Glad to see you.
能見到你
Mayor Quimby:And I decree you
我決定譽你
The hottest thing to hit this city since the fire that killed eleven —
成為本鎮最勁爆火辣的新聞自從那火災奪走11條
—dangerous criminals!
危險罪犯的生命
All:Hooray!
萬歲
Homer: And theyre all mine!
而這全部都屬於我
Marge:Hmmm, Homer, how come you never sang a song like that to me before?
Homer 怎麼以前沒見你這樣為我唱歌
Homer:Oh, I was getting around to it.
我其實一直在考慮做這件事