Flexible

(jane jane james bond)
Everybodys stuck in the middle,
With something for nothing.
Original is nothing new.
Everybody stares in the mirror,
Looking for a partner,
Lets look for something better to do.
Shes james bond in a dress.
Diamonds forever are all she wears.
Loaded and ready to go,
Riding her car like diva desire.
Hes [marlaner] in a suit,
Walking the mermaid in fine hike boots.
Someones wife that he met on the phone.
Shes user-friendly.
Shes taken it home.
Chorus
Hes gay, hes straight.
Hes black and hes white.
Hell be anything she wants him to be tonight,
[barbie or boy]
And a little bit more.
Loverboy to lovergirl,
Hes flexible.
Shes loveable.
Hes flexible
. im flexible tonight.
(jane jane james bond)
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Verse two
Im an angel dressed in drag.
Dream of the nightmares,
You wish youd had.
[semi-sonic],
Inside out.
When youre gravity free,
You dont have to shout.
Chorus
Im gay, im straight.
Im black and im white.
Ill be anything you want me to be tonight,
[barbie or bored],
And a little bit more.
Loverboy to lovergirl,
Im flexible.
Shes loveable.
Hes flexible,
Adorable, tonight.
(jane jane james bond)
Tonight.
(jane jane james bond)
Tonight.
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(jane jane james bond)
Interlude
Ill be your father, your mother,
Or teacher, a lover.
From sinner, confesser.
A naked cross-dresser,
Who looks like the preacher.
Barbie in leather.
Ill even be your three speed vibrator.
Verse three
Shes james bond in a dress.
Diamonds forever are all she wears.
Sensational. incredible.
Remarkable. remarked upon .
Shes flexible. flexible.
Hes straight.
Yeah
Chorus
Shes gay, shes straight.
Shes black and shes white.
Shell be anything you want her to be tonight,
[barbie or boy],
And a little bit more.
Loverboy to lovergirl,
Ims flexible.
Shes loveable.
Hes flexible,
Adorable, tonight.
Ending
Repeated {(jane jane james bond)
Throughout (are you flexible tonight?)}
Dont you know,
[theres always a chance],
The world is not enough.
Hes a tuxedo angel, crossdressing tonight.