Alfie (explicit version)

Ooooo deary me,
My little brothers
in his bedroom smoking ****,
I tell him he should get up
cos its nearly half past three
He cant be bothered cos hes high on THC.
I ask him very nicely
if hed like a cup of tea,
I cant even see you
cos the room is so smokey,
Dont understand
how one can watch so much TV,
My baby brother Alfie
how I wish that you could see.
Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair.
Now, now theres no need to swear,
Please dont despair my dear Mon frere.
Ooooo Alfie get up its a brand new day,
I just can sit back
watch you waste your life away
You need to get a job
because the bills need to get paid.
Get off your lazy arse,
Alfie please use your brain
Surely theres some walls out there
that you can go spray,
Im feeling guilty for leading you astray,
Now how the hell do you ever expect
that youll get laid,
When all you do is stay and play
on your computer games?
Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair.
Now, now theres no need to swear,
Please dont despair my dear Mon frere.
Oh little brother
please refrain from doing that,
Im trying to help you out
so can you stop being a twat.
Its time that you and I
sat down and had a little chat,
and look me in the eyes
take off that stupid thick hat.
Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair .
Now,now there's no need to swear,
Please don't despair
Please dont despair
Mon frere