Seven oclock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me
Im stretchin and yawnin
In a bed that dont belong to me
And a voice yells, Good morning, darlin, from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise, she aint you
Now Ive got this dumb look on my face
Like, what have I done?
How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun?
Must of lost the track of time
Oh, what was on my mind?
From the club, went to her home
Didnt plan to stay that long
Here I am, quickly tryin to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys
Tryin to get on up out the door
Then she streched her hands in front of it
Said, You cant go this way
Looked at her, like she was crazy
Said, Woman move out my way
Said, I got a wife at home
She said, Please dont go out there
Lady, Ive got to get home
She said, her husband was comin up the stairs
Shh, shh, quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet
She said, Dont you make a sound
Or some shit is going down
I said, Why dont I just go out the window?
Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor
Shit,Think,Shit , think,Shit, quick, put me in the closet
And now Im in this dark ass closet, tryin to figure out
Just how Im gonna get my crazy ass up out this house
Then he walks in and yells, 'Im home
She says, Honey, Im in the room
He walks in there with a smile on his face
Sayin, Honey, Ive been missin you
She hops all over him
And says, Ive cooked and ran your bath water
Im tellin you now, this girls so good that she deserves an Oscar
Throws her in the bed
And start to snatchin her clothes off
Im in the closet, like man, what the fuck is going on?
Youre not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said, Theres a mystery going on
And Im gonna solve it
And Im like, God please, dont let this man open this closet
He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says, Baby, come back to bed
He says, Bitch, say no more
He pulls back the shower curtain
While shes biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now, Im sweating like hell
Checks under the bed
Then under the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Baretta
He walks up to the closet
He comes up to the closet
Now hes at the closet
Now hes opening the closet...
Trapped In The Closet Chapter 6 - Edited Version