Yoghurt

Ok
好的
stabs and drums
音樂起~
wow yeah
哇耶
Let me tell you about a thing
讓我告訴你件事
I really want some yoghurt
我真的想要些酸奶
Well, not exactly yoghurt
好吧，準確來說不是酸奶
But it has a taste of yoghurt
但有酸奶的味道
And also kinda look like yoghurt
看起來也像是酸奶
The shape should be like yoghurt
外觀應該也像酸奶
Some people will think it's yoghurt
有些人會認為這就是酸奶
But with a closer look at my yoghurt
但仔細看看我的酸奶
You'll discover it's not yoghurt
你會發現這不是酸奶
Banana , vanilla
香蕉，香草
Strawberry put it in your mouth
草莓放進嘴裡
Yoghurt... Ah
酸奶啊
Papaya, that's what I am...
木瓜這就是我
Guava, talking about
番石榴所說的
Chocolata, in the face
巧克力正對著你
Yoghurt
酸奶
So my car broke down Yoghurt
我的車拋錨了酸奶
I took the bus Yoghurt
我坐公車酸奶
Had to stand because of the yoghurt
不得不站著就是因為酸奶
And then I met this girl Dio Ourt
然後我遇見了這個女孩
Common interest Yoghurt
我們都喜歡酸奶
So we start to talk about the yoghurt
所以我們開始討論酸奶
And the way she pronounces yoghurt
她說酸奶的語氣
Just make my heart go - Yoghurt!
就讓我心神不寧酸奶
Raspberry Oh my God!
樹莓天啊
Maracuja
百香果
Mango
芒果
Yoghurt
酸奶
Cherry Put it in your mouth
櫻桃放進嘴裡
Pineapple Suck it, suck it
菠蘿吸進嘴裡
Tutti Frutti
百果糖
Yoghurt
酸奶
Wow! Nice break guys
哇不錯啊
I heard rumors of some yoghurt
我聽到一些關於酸奶的謠言
Some special kind of yoghurt
一些特別的酸奶
And I saw this store called Djoghurt
我在一家叫做的店裡見過
Could this be it? Djoghurt?
會是這個嗎？
I said excuse me, sir Djoghurt?
我說 打擾一下是嗎
Is that a special kind of yoghurt?
是特別的酸奶
He said forget about the yoghurt
他說別管是什麼酸奶
The new thing now is Djoghurt
新出的酸奶是叫做Djoghurt
It's so amazing,
它如此神奇
yes this thing is gonna blow your mind
是啊這會讓你意亂情迷
It is the sweetest, softest,
它口感柔滑香甜
purest thing you'll ever find
而且很純正
You think you've tried it,
你以為你已經吃過了
but remember it's a special kind
但請記住這很特別
It's not yoghurt,
這不是酸奶
it's Djoghurt
這是Djoghurt
It's so amazing,
它如此神奇
yes this thing is gonna blow your mind
是啊這會讓你意亂情迷
It is the sweetest,
它口感香甜
softest, purest thing you'll ever find
柔滑，純正
You think you've tried it,
你以為你已經吃過了
but remember it's a special kind
但請記住，這很特別
It's not yoghurt,
這不是酸奶

這是Djoghurt
Back to the track!
回到主題
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