Don't Be a Douchebag
Oh my god girl check out this guy
I mean like does he have enough gel in his hair
And nice T shirt
And the sunglasses cmon in a club
So over what a douchebag
Check your T shirt before you leave your house
Does it really fit or would it fit on Minnie Mouse
Hand for the gel to make your hair all spiky
Then youre looking in the mirror like
Why dont these girls like me
Dont be a douchebag
Dont be a douchebag
If its winter in the Chi you shouldnt be tan
Unless youre Asian Puerto Rican black or Mexican
Ed hardy hat bro youre over 30
This is just a warning or youll end up on the dirty
Dont be a douchebag
Dont be a douchebag
Dont be a douchebag
Dont be a douchebag
Dont be a douchebag
Dont be a douchebag
Dont be a douchebag
Dont be a douchebag
Dont be a douchebag
Dont be a douchebag
You think its only guys but you girls are guilty too
That Louis bag is fake I bet my life your breasts are too
Bleached blond hair and a super kissy face
Ive seen that chick in person she looks better on MySpace
Dont be a douchebag
Dont be a douchebag
Dont be a douchebag
Dont be a douchebag
Dont be a douchebag
Dont be a douchebag
Dont be a douchebag
Dont be a douchebag
Dont be a douchebag
Dont Be a Douchebag - Jump Smokers