I Won't Be Home For Christmas

Deck the halls with boughs
Of holly fa-la-la-la

T'is the season to be
Jolly fa-la-la-la

Outside the carolers start to sing
I can't describe the joy they bring
'Cos joy is something
They don't bring me

My girlfriend is by my side
From our roof is hanging
Sickless of ice
Their whiney voices get irritating

It's Christmas time again

So I stand with a dead
Smile on my face
Wondering how much of
My time they'll waste
Oh God
I hate these Satan's helpers

And then I guess
I must have snapped
Because I grabbed a baseball bat
And made them all

Run for shelter

It's Christmas time again

It's time to be nice to the people
You can't stand all year
I'm growing tired of
All this Christmas cheer
You people scare me

Please stay away from my home

If you wanna get me down
Just leave the presents
And let me be alone

Well I guess it's not cool
To freak on Christmas Eve
'Cos the cops came
And arrested me
They had an unfair advantage

And even though the jail
Didn't have a tree

Christmas came a night early
'Cos a guy named Bubber
Unwrapped my package

It's Christmas time again

It's time to be nice to the people
You can't stand all year
I'm growing tired of
All this Christmas cheer
You people scare me

Please stay away from my home

If you wanna get me down
Just leave the presents
And let me be alone

I won't be home

I won't be home for Christmas

I won't be home

I won't be home for Christmas day
I won't be home

I won't be home for Christmas

I won't be home

I won't be home for Christmas day
I won't be home

I won't be home for Christmas

I won't be home

I won't be home for Christmas day
I Won't Be Home For Christmas - Blink 182