starfish resort and casino

Oh kids!
孩子們啊！
You look like were going to another funeral.
你們看著就像是又來參加葬禮似的呢
Dad, were bored!
老爸，我們好無聊啊！
You teach your children a lot of good American values.
你教了孩子們很多美帝國主義核心價值觀
But have you taught them how to have fun?
不過也得教他們怎麼找樂子啊！
For family entertainment that doesnt stop,
想來一場不歡不休的闔家娛樂盛宴嗎
head on over to the
就趕快來
Starfish Resort and Casino in Las Venturas.
拉斯文圖拉斯的海星豪賭娛樂城吧
You deserve this kind of fun.
這樣的樂不思蜀你值得擁有！
Waterslides! Shooting range!
滑水場！射擊場！
And the kids love the Giggledome!
還有孩子最喜歡的咯咯屋！
*sounds of fun*
一片歡聲笑語
Plus, weve got the hottest gaming in town!
我們還有全市最火的遊樂設施哦！
Nobody offers you more gaming value.
我們能帶給你最棒的娛樂精神
And, youll teach the kids some
你還能給孩子上一課
important life lessons about real capitalism.
教教他們什麼是真正的資本主義呢
Dad, I lost all my money!
老爸，我把錢都敗光了！
Youve learned a valuable lesson.
你學到了寶貴的一課呀
Son, its time for your first lapdance.
乖兒子，快來試下你人生中的第一次大腿熱舞吧！
Heh yeah, guns!
哈哈哈耶！讓她吃我一槍！
Time is meaningless in the land of tomorrow.
在這未來之城就別擔心時間問題啦
Its the Starfish Resort and Casino hotel
一切盡在海星豪賭娛樂城
in Las Venturas.
就在拉斯文圖拉斯
Mom can go all night on the one-armed bandits,
老媽們可以在老虎機上玩上一夜
while the kids visit the Little Tykes Pawn Shop.
孩子們呢就可以去小淘氣當舖看看啦
Howd you do, Cherice?
玩的怎麼樣啊Cherice
I busted myself and sold a kidney.
我把錢全敗光了還賣了個腎
Thats my girl!
哎這才像我閨女！
Share the love with your family, the love of money!
快來和大家分享你們的家庭友愛和拜金精神吧！
And the Starfish Resort and Casino has
在海星豪賭娛樂城還有
the best buffet in Las Venturas,
這城裡最好的自助餐哦
featuring our world-famous bacon trough !
快來嚐嚐我們世界聞名的培根槽吧
The Starfish Resort and Casino.
一切就在海星豪賭娛樂城
This kind of fun should be illegal!
玩這麼大還不違法簡直是太神奇啦！