Ode To Branson

Remember the stars, you loved yesterday?
Where did they go?
Did they all pass away?
Was it drugs or a car crush,or a face lift gone wrong?
No they're right here in
Bransonand they're singing, this song!
My name is
Charo, I shake my maracas.
Remember me foo,
I was BA Barachas.
We're the performers you thought were dead,like
Bonnie Franklin and
Adrienne Zmed.
Branson's the place we can always be found.
They took
NICK at Night and made it a town.
You can call me
Ray or you can call me
Jay.Just don't call me washed up,
I do three shows a day.
Charlie Callas doesn't sleep in the ground.
Yes I'm still alive an
I'm making me sound.vup hi vup hala voop voop.
So sit back, relax, and watch our review!
In Soviet
Union, review watches you!