Captain Bryce Song

Oh,my name is Captain Bryce,and these are my rules!
喔～我的名字叫布莱斯队长。以下是我的规则
Don't touch the wobble if it's pink
别碰粉红的时间碎片
Or you will age until you stink
你会变得老态龙钟
If the wobble's gray like steam
若它像蒸汽般灰暗
You'll revert into a cream!
你会经历返老还童
If the wobble's red like rust
若它像铁锈般赤红
You'll die and rot and then throw up
你会死掉、腐烂并呕吐
If a patch is colored tan
若色斑呈现黄褐色
Then your eyes will melt!
你的眼球就会融化
Don't touch the wobble if it's blue
别碰蓝色的时间碎片
Cuz your legs will look like that!
你的腿会变那样
If the wobble smells like flowers
如果碎片有花香
Run real fast or we'll both die!
快跑否则会死人
If it's brown then it's okay
如果它是深褐色那就没什么事
But don't confuse thе brown with tan
但千万别与黄褐色搞混
When the wobble's nеon green
当时间碎片是荧光绿
Then I'm not sure what will happen
我不确定会怎样
Thus concludes my list of rules
以上就是我的规则
I am Captain Bryce
我是布莱斯队长
Wow,you're a really good singer
哇，你歌唱得真好
Oho-ho-ho thank you,Clancy
噢--谢谢，克兰西