NeedleDrop

Umm, so I would be able to leave a message just like this
（这首skit来自油管乐评人Anthony Fantano）所以...我是这样给你留一条消息就行了？
Just like this, just like this
就这样，就这样
Just like, right now, like this, and
就是我现在这样给你录一条
Or would I have to call you
还是说我得给你真的打个电话
And then literally leave a message on your voicemail box?
然后在语音信箱里给你留一条消息？
And also what is the general tone of the other people?
还有，其他在你专辑上说话的人，他们大致的语气是怎样的？
Like, are they all like leavin' you voice messages and stuff?
比如说，他们也是像我一样给你留语音信息吗？
Is that kind of the nature of all the skits?
这些skit（专辑中的插曲，一般不算完整的、正式的歌）的性质都是这样的吗？
Like, everyone's just callin' you and leaving a voice message?
其他人也都是给你打电话，留语音信息吗？
I ask because if I, if I do what I wanna
我这么问，是因为我想，如果我要
I wanna contribute to the consistency of your album
如果我的skit要促进你这张专辑的连贯性和统一性
If I do involve myself in it, I wanna make sure
如果我要认认真真来做这件事，我得确保这一点
You know I'm stickler about consistency
你知道的，（作为全网最忙的乐评人），专辑连贯性这点我可是很看重的
I don't wanna be the one guy who's doin' the one different
我不想和专辑整体基调格格不入
I wanna understand the concept as good as I can understand it
我想要尽我所能地理解你这张专辑的概念
So that I can function within the rubric of your artistic vision properly
这样我才能在你的艺术构想中起到正确的辅助作用
If I'm on your record, it's not for my ego
我在你的专辑上，不是为了满足我自己的虚荣心
If I'm on your record, it's gonna be there to serve
在你专辑上，我就得好好服务
I'm here to serve the vision that you have
为你所拥有的艺术视野服务
I'm here to serve the vision, so, uhh
我来是为了帮助你完成更好的作品的
Just let me know what the answer to those questions are
所以，回答一下我这些问题会很有帮助的