Statistics
Alright alright alright yall settle down settle down settle down.
好了好了
如果你不知道你处在什么位置那么这个数据会告诉你
If you don't know where you are this is STATISTICS 101
我是你的老师 LYFE JENNINGS
翻开书 开始吧！
and I'm your teacher LYFE JENNINGS in the flesh baby.
25％的男人不专情
Books out. Let's go!
25％的男人不讲信用
25% of all men are unstable
30％的男人都心口不一
然后10％的男人里面有20个都是gay
25% of all men can't be faithful
那么你只有10％的机会去寻找你们的真命天子
30% of them don't mean what they say
那就意味着你需要认真记住我说的话
我要教你怎么去揭穿那90％的男人
and 10% of them in maybe 20 is gay
和怎么找到那10％的男人
不要让人随意玩弄
That leaves you a 10% chance of ever finding your man
如果他不尊重你那他也不会对你很宽容
如果他劈腿了
That means you never paid attention to these words that I said
如果他欺骗了那个女孩那么同样他也会这样对你
告诉他你是单身主义者
I'm gonna teach you how expose the 90%
如果他想要你的好处他就不得不去为之努力
努力成为你找的那种人
and show you what to do to keep the other 10.
不要眼光太高
数据说明
Don't be a booty call
15％的男人都是不简单的
15％的男人都不注重安全性生活
If he don't respect you girl he gon't forget you girl
20％的男人都没有父亲
所以这里有一半的机会你会嫁给一个懦夫
If he's in a relationship
你洗澡的时候仔细想想
喝水的时候仔细想想
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you
我要教你怎么揭穿那90％的男人
和怎么找到那10％的男人
Tell him that you're celibate
不要让人随意玩弄
如果他不尊重你那么他也不会对你很宽容
And if he wants some of your goodies he gon't have to work for it
如果他劈腿了
如果他欺骗了那个女孩那么同样他也会这样对你
Be the person you wanna find
告诉他你是单身主义者
如果他想要你的一些好处他就不得不为之努力
Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime
努力成为你想找的那种人
不要眼光太高
STATISTICS!
数据说明
耐心一点 他在等你
15% of all men got a complex
你不用太有负担
15% of all men don't practice safe ***
抛开过去
20% of them come from homes without a father
给你一个支柱
不要再沉默不语
and there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward
要有计划
多点耐心
Something to think about when you're taking a shower
时间仍然在等你
不要让人随意玩弄
Something to swallow when you're drinking bottled water
如果他不尊重你那么他也不会对你很宽容
I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90%
如果他劈腿了
如果他欺骗了那个女孩那么同样他也会这样对你
and show you what to do to keep the other 10
告诉他你是单身主义者
如果他想要你的一些好处他就不得不为之努力
Don't be a booty call
努力成为你想找的那种人
不要眼光太高
If he don't respect you girl he gon't forget you girl
数据说明
数据说明
If he's in a relationship
数据说明
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you
Tell him that you're celibate
and if he wants some of your goodies he gon't have to work for it.
Be the person you wanna find
Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime.
STATISTICS!
Be patient! He's waiting!
You don't gotta settle for that
Leave what is past alone!
Get you a backbone!
Stop being a silent phone yourself!
Have you no checklist?
It's gonna take patience
Time is still wastin'
Don't be a booty call
If he don't respect you girl he gon't forget you girl
If he's in a relationship
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you
Tell him that you're celibate
and if he wants some of your goodies he gon't have to work for it.
Be the person you wanna find
Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime.
STATISTICS!
STATISTICS!
STATISTICS!