Life Is Fun

啊！

多么美好的一天

是啊！

阳光多么灿烂！

赶快洗个澡

刷个牙，然后...
Ahhh!
生 命 终 究 是 无 意 义 的
Such a beautiful day
emmm...
YEA!
emmmmmmmmmmmm...
The sun's shining in a beautiful way
但我走出家门
Gonna take a shower
把车开上路
brush my teeth and...
摇下车窗
LIFE IS ULTIMATELY MEANINGLESS
把手举起来！
...Uhh...
放着我最喜欢的歌，对着节奏点头
UUUUHHHHHHH
这 颗 星 球 正 在 被 你 的 碳 排 放 污 染
But I'll get out of the house
噢！
Get on the road.
亻...但我在班里会努力学习！
Top down
尽全力对待所有的考试，我的等第都
Hands out!
是
Put on my favorite song and nod to the rhythm.
A!
THE PLANET'S BEING DESTROYED BY YOUR CARBON EMISSIONS.
你 学 过 98% 的 知 识 都 被 浪 费 了
OH!
我去...和我的朋友们玩
BUT I...I...I'll head to class!
耶！
Try my beat on every test 'til I pass and my grades are screaming in
我的朋友都是最要好的朋友！
my face.
这简直不能再好了！
AAAYYYYYY!!
你的大脑被损坏了
98 PERCENT OF WHAT YOU LEARN IS A WASTE.
并且你所有的朋友都会死
I get tah...hang out with all my friends.
没关系
YA!
我生活在一个伟大的国家
My friends are the friendliest friends.
我觉得非常骄傲，比如...
Cant think of a better way to spend my time.
本 地 人 的 剥 削
YOUR BRAIN IS FLAWED.
这只优美的鸟象征着自由！
AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS WILL DIE.
把这些告诉那些奴隶吧
Nevermind.
还有这白头秃鹰也不秃啊
I'm alive in the greatest nation.
我活在当下，享受每分每秒！
So proud of .
每时每刻你都可以得抑郁
THE EXPLOITATION OF THE NATIVES.
但我保持乐观，不去关心那些伤心事
The graceful bird means freedom for all.
但抑郁大多是遗传病，我们也无法治疗
TELL THAT TO THE SLAVES.
emmmmmm
AND BALD EAGLES AREN'T BALD.
我们还年轻！
I can live in the moment milk every second.
还没多久
AT ANY TIME YOU COULD GET CLINICAL DEPRESSION.
生活很有趣！
But I'll just be happy no matter what's in store.
只会起起落落落落落落落落落落落落
IT'S QUITE GENETIC AND WE HAVE NO CURE.
我珍惜每分每秒
UUUHHHH.. At least
去做想做的事！
WE ARE YOUNG!
不然你迟早后悔
NOT FOR LONG
我们还年轻！
LIFE IS FUN!
只有现在是
IT ONLY GOES DOWNHILL
生活还有趣！
WE GOTTA MAKE THE MOST OF IT
呼！
MAKE THE MOST OF IT!
只有某些人是这样的
OR YOU'LL REGRET IT
我珍惜每分每秒
WE ARE YOUNG!
去做想做的事！
FOR NOW
祝你好运(ﾉﾟ∀ﾟ)(-ヘ-)o
LIEF IS FUN!
(喵)
WOO!
噢！
FOR SOME PEOPLE
我找到了一份新工作！
WE GOTTA MAKE THE MOST OF IT
耶！
MAKE THE MOST OF IT!
为经济发展做出了贡献！
GOOD LUCK
啊！
(meow)
我要存点钱去商店买点东西
WOO!
银行会破产
I got a brand new job today
资本主义有大问题
YA!
那就那样吧。我会努力工作，改变现状！
Doing stuff that'll help the economy.
你可以被生出来就算是万幸了
UH!
我把我的简历填满了
I'll save money and buy things at the store.
还好你没有个黑人的名字
BANKS CAN CRASH
我很自豪，能成为社会上的积极分子
AND CAPITALISM IS FLAWED
最终，我会实现我的梦想
And it's all. because of my hard work.
从不偷税漏税骗税抗税
AND THE THOUSAND ADVANTAGES YOU LUCKED INTO AT BIRTH
没有什么可以阻止我！
I put a lotta effort in my resume.
中产阶级正在消失...
GOOD THING YOU DON'T HAVE A BLACK PERSON'S NAME
啊→啊↘啊↗
I proud to be a functioning member of society.
至少我有一份稳定的工作
Finally, I can be the citizen I dream to be prat of
你迟早会被中国制造
the community contribute with my tax.
或者机器人替代
What could possibly stop me.
哦，天哪
THE SHRINKING MIDDLE CLASS
好吧，那我可以休息一会<(＾_＾)>
aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
你会因为无聊感到空虚
at least I've got a nice stable job.
但我是个元气满满的毕业生啊
TIL ITS OUTSOURCED TO CHINA
我可以与众不同，
OR REPLACED BY A ROBOT
干很多事！
OH GOD!
运气好的话我可以成为画师、说唱歌手
Well then I could relax a bit.
信我的
YOU'LL BE EMPTY WITH NOTHING TO DISTRACT FROM IT
这些都不会给你带来快乐
But man I'm a passionate graduate.
我可以选择我向往的事情！
I could be different.
你不过是资本家的火柴罢了
And I have career paths to pick from.
去TMD
I could be a rapper or an animator if I'm lucky.
我会在周末尽情歌唱！
NEITHER OF THOSE WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY
漏↗哦↘↗哦↘↗哦↘↗芜↘↘
TRUST ME
感谢修音软件
I'm able to choose what i pursue.
我们还年轻！
YOU'RE A ALIVE TO PEOPLE BORN RICHER THAN YOU
不会多久了
Then screw it.
生活很有趣！
I'll keep going in then I'll party on the weekend
只会往下掉
and sing.
我珍惜每分每秒
THANKS TO AUTOTUNE
去做想做的事！
WE ARE YOUNG!
不然你迟早后悔
NOT FOR LONG
我们还年轻！
LIFE IS FUN!
但还是会死
IT ONLY GOES DOWNHILL
生活很有趣！
WE GOTTA MAKE THE MOST OF IT
死之前是这样的
MAKE THE MOST OF IT
我珍惜每分每秒
OR YOU'LL REGRET IT
去做想做的事！
WE ARE YOUNG
因为你终将会死
WE STILL DIE
(喵)
LIFE IS FUN
生活是神奇的！
UNTILL YOU DIE
你永远也找不到答案
WE GOTTA MAKE THE MOST OF IT
自然是美妙的！
MAKE THE MOST OF IT
也会造成灾害
BECAUSE YOU'LL DIE
活着很好！
(meow)
你会起来后发现自己得了癌症
Life is a wonder.
但我很健康啊
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW THE ANSWER
健康的人也会得癌症
Nature is a miracle.
我吹爆这部番！
NATURAL DISASTERS
这是最后一集了
It's good to be alive.
太阳是多么闪亮啊！
YOU COULD WAKE UP WITH CANCER
它就要爆炸了
But I'm healthy.
每个物种都是美丽且独一无二的！
HEALTHY PEOPLE STILL GET CANCER
孩子们得了疟疾还得感谢蚊子吗？
I love this show.
我遇到了一个扎马尾辫的女孩！
IT'S THE LAST EPISODE
大概率这段感情不会长久
The sun is shining.
我有个完美
IT'S GOING TO EXPLODE
且独特的家庭！
Every species is beautiful and unique though.
你不是特别的
CHILDREN HAVE MALARIA THANKS TO MOSQUITOES
总有一天你会埋葬你的妈妈
I met a cute girl with a ponytail.
哦...
STATISTICALLY THAT RELATIONSHIP IS GOING TO FALL
无论如何我都能找到归宿！
I have a wonderful family.
我 们 总 会 独 自 逝 去
It's like no other.
地球上的每一个人都有自己的潜力！
YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL
宇宙热寂时
AND ONE DAY YOU'LL BURY YOUR MOTHER
没有出路
jeez dude...
我不去看生活中那些阴暗面
No matter what I can find a home.
无论这些有多坏，都是想想而已！！！
WE--WILL--ALL--DIE--ALONE
有一说一，确实
There's amazing potential in every human on earth.
等...
THERE'S NO ESCAPING
等一下？
THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE
是啊，没毛病
I don't have to live life based on negative parts.
等等等...
No matter how bad they are.They're just thoughts.
那你刚刚讲这么多...
YEAH THAT'S FAIR
随便啦
wait...
你想怎么想都可以
...really?
我没有强迫你接受
YEAH THAT SEEMS RESONATE
我只是随口一说
waitwaitwaitwait
哦...
But you were just telling me.
这样的话...
WHATEVER MAN
我们还年轻！
I DUNNO LIVE YOUR LIFE HOW YOU WHAT
生活还有趣！
I'M NOT FORCING YOU TO DO ANYTHING
我珍惜每分每秒
I'M JUST SAYING
去做想做的事！
Oh...
我们还年轻！
Well in that case...
生活还有趣！
WE ARE YOUNG!
我珍惜每分每秒
LIFE IS FUN!
去做想做的事！
WE GOTTA MAKE THE MOST OF IT
享受生活吧！(ﾟ▽ﾟ)(≧︶≦)ﾉ
MAKE THE MOST OF IT
WE ARE YOUNG!
LIFE IS FUN!
WE GOTTA MAKE THE MOST OF IT
MAKE THE MOST OF IT
ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS