Phone Call at 3 A.M.

What the {*phone ringing*}
Hello...
Can not believe you answered...
Me neither what's up man?
What is up bro?
Well I was sleeping...
Sleeping? Are you serious?
Dude it's 3 in the morning where are you?
I am down in Mexico... you don't sound very down to me...
I'm not down because I'm sitting with 2 little ladies...
Really? What's their names?
I think one is called mine and one is called yours and if you don't come down they're both gonna be called mine...

I'm sure they will...
Hey come talk to my friend...
Hey dude dude please don't put them on...
Hola!
Well heeeey
Ay papi
Uhhhhh
Give me the phone. Adios. Dude you have to come down here...
Man I just got way too many things to do...
Too many things to do? I'll give you too many things to do. All I need is an avocado, a snorkel and a paper clip and we can make this work. I am McGuiver in Mexico. This will work...

So if I come down, we hang out with these ladies and…
And we get pina coladas and salsa...
That's not the response I was looking for but at least you're talking my language...
So what are you saying brosef?
You know what you talked me into it. I'm gonna pack a bag and I'm heading down...

Sweet...
Hey and for the record you are crazy...
I will pick you up at the airport...wow