BATHROOM (skit)

You have one new voice message
“你收到了一条语音留言”
First voice message
“第一条”
Are you f**king serious
“你是认真的吗”
You had Alyssa over there
“你在那边约了Alyssa”
I saw her picture in your f**king bathroom
“我在你浴室看见她的照片了”
You can't say that's not your f**king bathroom
“你总不能说那不是你的浴室吧”
I see the gray towels and I see the cologne in your background
“我看到了你的灰色毛巾 你的古龙香水”
You're a f**king piece of s**t Charlton
“Charlton 你可真是个混蛋”
That's been my friend since the sixth f**king grade I hate you
“她是我六年级就认识的朋友”
I hope you die
“你怎么不去死”