Sports & Wine
Destiny was calling
Monday afternoon
Wednesday you'll be crawling
And you'll pray to be there soon
With sports and wine, yeah yeah
Sports and wine, no, no
Some men never grew up
Fortunate like you
Some men never found out
What it takes to be a dude
That's sports and wine, yeah yeah
Sports and wine, no, no, no
The girls don't understand it
What you think is art
My oh my we're all impressed
How sensitive you are
Everybody's talkin' about you now
You know it's true'
Cos it's always has been
Sports and wine for you
So you ask me how
I think I know
Just what makes you tick
I know what
I know you know
I know you make me sick
And sports and wine
Sports and wine
Girls don't understand it
Anything you say
No I don't understand it either
Guess that makes me a gay
Everybody's talking 'bout you now
You know it's true