The Trick

I got a dog and my dog can dance
我买了条宠物狗 我的狗会跳舞
Just not in public and not with my friends
并不在大庭广众之下 亦或和我的朋友一起
I got a girl and she's twenty-eight
我有一位女孩相伴 她二十八岁
Now I'm the coolest guy in all of eighth grade
现在 我是整个八年级最酷的人

我认识一个你从未见过的孩子
I know a kid that you never met
他父亲是位摇滚明星 你我在他的货车吞云吐雾
His dad is rock star, we smoked in his van
我会一点小把戏 你想看吗
I know a trick, do you wanna see?
我可以佯装成为任何人或事
I can be anything that I pretend to be
我们会摆脱这一切

也会远离所有的纷争
We'll get outta this
对此我并不骄傲自满
We'll get outta this too
而我对这事实也不沾沾自喜
I'm not proud of this
如果你从我身边逃离
But I'm not proud of the truth
我便会用我的小把戏捉弄你
And if you run from me
实际上我搞砸了一切
Then I'll use my trick on you
我去了趟法国 在雨中漫舞
The truth is that I'm screwed
在我们第一次约会时 把所有的细节尽数说予你

我的父亲性情耿直 所以你不会与他相遇
I went to France and danced in the rain
只因你与奔赴法国的我坠入爱河
Then told you all about it on our first date
我们会摆脱这一切
My dad doesn't lie so you can't meet my dad
也会远离所有的纷争
'Cause you fell in love with the me that went to France
对此我并不骄傲自满

而我对这事实也不沾沾自喜
We'll get outta this
如果你从我身边逃离
We'll get outta this too
我便会用我的小把戏捉弄你
I'm not proud of this
事实上我们搞砸了一切
But I'm not proud of the truth
我们会摆脱这一切
And if you run from me
因为我爱你 这不容辩驳
Then I'll use my trick on you
我们会摆脱这一切
The truth is that we're screwed
因为我爱你 这毫无疑问

但若是你怀疑这点
We'll get out of this
怀疑我所做的一切
'Cause I love you, I do
那么上天啊 我真是个失败者
We'll get out of this
'Cause I love you, it's true
But if you're doubting this
If you're doubting that I do
Then oh my God, I'm screwed