Belle Boy

Belle Boy （孩贝尔）（）-Chilly Gonzales /Jarvis Cocker
Tomato juice and raspberries
Carrots water crescents celery
Immediately on floor five
Are you happy are you learning are you getting stronger
The andersons cannot wait a moment longer
You better look alive
Well life could be a bed of roses
If it wasn't filled with so many pricks
Who wanna take it out on the belle boy
On the belle boy
You got fresh towels for 44
You knocked once
Then you knocked once more
Then you open up the door
Mister Mickey the haberdasher
Is laid on a lady and going at her
In the middle of the floor
Well he just smiled and kept on going
I guess it got his juices flowing
Playing to an audience of one
Putting it on
For the belle boy
For the benefit
Of the belle boy
You didn't even
Get a tip
No
No tip
For the belle boy
The belle boy
The belle boy
Butterfly steak with baby peas
Living on gratuities
Living far beyond your means
Whatever that means tonight
And everybody wants to be cool
But not everyone can be cool unless someone else
Is there to bring the ice
And you provide the ice
Because you
Are the belle boy
Such a swell boy
The all is well boy
The I'll never tell boy
Oh and the evening doesn't pan out right
If you peak too soon or you start a fight
When someone has to stand between the sh*t and the fan
That man
Is the belle boy
Give it up
For the belle boy
Show some respect
For the belle boy
Hmm make some noise
For the belle boy
The belle boy
The belle boy
I'm talking 'bout the belle boy