Rodeo Clown

She told me it was over
With a suitcase in her hand
When she said she'd met a cowboy
I was picturin' the Marlboro Man
Well, it wasn't her leavin', hell it wasn't even
The fact that she was runnin' around
What hurts me the most is
She left me for a rodeo clown
He could have been a doctor
A lawyer, maybe I'd understand
Or a bull ridin', belt buckle
Snuff dippin' macho man
But a guy named Daryl, hidin' in a barrel
Red nose and a painted-on frown
Yeah, she didn't just leave me
She left me for a rodeo clown
Your friends are gonna ask me
But I'm just gonna tell 'em a lie
I'll say she was gettin' too clingy
And you just had to say goodbye
'Cause you'd get throttled if they knew
That Ronald McDonald was doin' her now
Nah, she didn't just leave ya
She left you for a rodeo clown
He could have been a doctor
A lawyer, maybe I'd understand
Or a bull ridin', belt buckle
Snuff dippin' macho man
But a guy named Daryl, hidin' in a barrel
Red nose and a painted-on frown
No, she didn't just leave ya
She left you for a rodeo clown
If I'd known she was into
Suspenders and big shoes
We mighta coulda worked somethin' out
But she went to Vegas
And left me for a rodeo clown
Yeah, it hurts just to say it
She left you for a rodeo clown