Uncle Bob

Uncle Bob, you're a drunken slob
Daddy brought home a real winner, yeah
Wake the guest, drink the tea
For his holiday dinner
Uncle Bob walked through the door
He was built
He was ******* galore
The strength of his body
Was kind of a shock
The first time
He put Mike in a headlock
He crossed the line
Put his feet on the chair
Oh my GodHow can we [Incomprehensible]
Uncle Bob, you're a drunken, ******* slob
Uncle Bob, you're a drunken slob
Is there anybody out there who can **** my face?
I have got a big, fat, ugly face
I want you to **** it
Aww, alright