I Like Chinese

I Like Chinese （Monty Python Sings） - Monty Python
Written by：Terry Jones
The world today seems absolutely crackers
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger
It's depressing and it's senseless and that's why
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They only come up to you knees
Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to please
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today
You'd better learn to like them that's what I say
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They come from a long way overseas
But they're cute and they're cuddly and they're ready to please
I like Chinese food
The waiters never are rude
Think of the many things they've done to impress
There's Maoism Taoism eging and chess
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
I like their tiny little trees
Their Zen their ping pong their yin and yang eze
I like chinese thought
The wisdom that confusions taught
If Darwin is anything to shout about
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt
So I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They only come up to you knees
Yet they're wise and they're witty and they're ready to please
All together
Wo ai zhong guo ren
Wo ai zhong guo ren
Wo ai zhong guo ren
Ni hao ma ni hao ma ni hao ma zai jian
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They're food is guaranteed to please
A fourteen a seven a nine and li chese
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
I like their tiny little trees
Their Zen their ping pong their yin and yang eze
I like Chinese
I like Chinese