Anti-Pope

I'm going down to church tonight
Just like back when I was eight
But I don't mean to pray
I'm gonna nick myself a collection plate
I've got nothing against church
Or any people that go there
And show that they're ignorant
I don't understand
A congregation at weekends
So change their behavior
So many people are weak in their lives
And seek guidance from the fellows of hope
As you know I used to go there myself
But for the day became antipope
There's gonna be some fun tonight
Spread the news aoudad the town
The vicar's a transvestite
With a French royalty gowns
I've got nothing against church
Or any people that go there
And show that they're ignorant
I don't understand
A congregation at weekends
So change their behavior
So many people are weak in their lives
And seek guidance from the fellows of hope
As you know I used to go there myself
But for the day became antipope
Religion doesn't mean a thing
It's just another way of being right wing
I think *** films are okay
I don't dig that all the way
I've got nothing against church
Or any people that go there
And show that they're ignorant
I don't understand
A congregation at weekends
So change their behavior
So many people are weak in their lives
And seek guidance from the fellows of hope
As you know I used to go there myself
But for the day became antipope