Douchebag

You're a douchebag
你就是个人渣
And I can prove that
我可以证明
With the evidence she left in my bed
凭她在我床上留下的香艳痕迹
You're a douchebag
你就是个人渣
You'll never change, yeah
你人渣本性永不变，真棒！
And I still don't know what's going on in your head
我现在还是不知道你脑子里想点啥
Moving on fast to the next, yeah
这么快就换新的，真棒！
It's 100% not a chance that I'm wrong
我犯错的可能性为0
Why'd it take me this long to know
为啥这么长时间我才知道

The story all started when a boy meets girl
故事都起源于男孩和女孩的相遇
And they fell in love in a big, big world
他们在这茫茫人海中相爱
Found a place on the East side
在贫民区中寻觅处所
She really thought he would treat her right but
她真的以为他会对自己很好但
Then one night she came back home
之后有一天晚上她回到家
Started scrolling on her phone
开始刷她的手机
Saw pics on the internet, of him and a new girl in her bed
看到网上有张图，他和一个新妞躺在她的床上

I wanted us to end up as friends
我本想着我们结束后还做朋友
But you ****ed it all up
但你弄砸了这一切

You're a douchebag
你就是个人渣
And I can prove that
我能证明
With the words you didn't say when you left, yeah
凭你出去放纵却只字未提，真棒！
You're a douchebag
你就是个人渣
You'll never change, yeah
人渣本性永不变，真棒！
And I still don't know what's going on in your head
我还是不知道你脑子里都是什么废料
Moving on fast to the next, yeah
急着换下一个，哈
It's 100% not a chance that I'm wrong
我100%做得对
Why'd it take me this long to know
为啥我花了这么长时间才明白
You're a douchebag (Douchebag, yeah)
你就是个人渣（人渣，yeah）
You're a douchebag (Douchebag, yeah, yeah, yeah)
你就是个人渣（人渣呵呵呵）

Thought that we were on that ride or die shit
想着携手走过人生旅程或是一同死去，真是可笑
On that baby it's just you and I shit
我还想着就咱俩呢，真是蠢极了
I was the Courtney to your Kurt Cobain
我是Courtney你是Kurt cobain（两人痴缠爱恨，相伴残生）
Yeah, you numbed my brain just like novacane
哈，你像奴佛卡因（一种麻醉药）麻痹了我
We were doing everything right, yeah
我们做的一切都是对的，呵
Who woulda thought it would change in one night, yeah
谁能想到那晚一切都变了呢，呵

I wanted us to end up as friends
我想分手后还做朋友
But you ****ed it all up
但你搞砸了一切

You're a douchebag
你就是个人渣
And I can prove that
我可以证明
With the words you didn't say when you left
凭你出去放纵却只字未提
You're a douchebag
你就是个人渣，呵呵
You'll never change, yeah
人渣本性永不会变，yeah
And I still don't know what's going on in your head
我还是不知道你脑子里都是什么废料
Moving on fast to the next, yeah
这么快就换新的了，呵呵
It's 100% not a chance that I'm wrong
我100%没做错
Why'd it take me this long to know (Figure out)
为啥我花了这么长时间才想通（想通）
You're a douchebag (Douchebag, yeah, yeah, yeah)
你就是个人渣（人渣，yeah）
You're a douchebag (Douchebag, yeah, yeah, yeah)
你就是个人渣（人渣呵呵呵）